Caption This Hilarious Photo Of An Audi Presenter At The LA Auto Show

What's he doing? What's he saying? Has he just announced that the new Audi A476TTaddrandomlettersandnumbershere will be run on a combination of solar, hydrogen, diesel, Doc Brown's Mr. Fusion, and some hamsters on wheels? You decide! Let us know in the comments! » 11/22/14 10:00am 11/22/14 10:00am

VP Joe Biden Being Ridiculous At The Detroit Auto Show

Vice President Joe Biden took time out of his busy schedule of attending funerals and fundraisers to take a victory lap around the Detroit Auto Show. As always, he was all toothy grins and ridiculous gestures. Help us caption these photos of Joe Biden being Joe Biden. » 1/16/14 3:15pm 1/16/14 3:15pm

"What is this? A van for ants? How can we be expected to get people to learn how to use electric cars… if they can't even fit inside the van. I don't wanna hear your excuses! The van has to be at least... three times bigger than this!" (AP) » 5/29/13 9:40am 5/29/13 9:40am

Ask Dr. Z What He Thinks About The Dodge Dart

Dieter Zetsche, the former CEO of the former merger-of-unequals called DaimlerChrysler and now the CEO of the unmerger-of-unequals called Daimler, stopped by his former underlings at Chrysler Monday during the Detroit Auto Show. » 1/11/12 1:30pm 1/11/12 1:30pm

Caption this cable van flooding fail

If you're in the Detroit area waiting for your cable service to be hooked up, perhaps you should give the tech the benefit of the doubt when they say they're flooded with work and will be a little late. (Via The Detroit Free Press Facebook page1) » 5/25/11 4:00pm 5/25/11 4:00pm

"Sorry About Your Field, Comrade"

A photo from 2007 showing a cosmonaut enjoying a "relaxing afternoon" in a field next to his Soyuz capsule after missing his planned landing spot by 43 miles. Think you can come up with a better caption? [via EnglishRussia] » 10/27/10 1:45pm 10/27/10 1:45pm

Yo, Dawg, No! Two Fingers For Scissors, Hand Flat For Paper

Official caption? "The Renault Mégane Coupé-Concept will star in the latest music video from British hip-hop group N-Dubz." We're having problems coming up with our own caption as we're too busy wondering — are those cricket keeper pads? [via SniffPetrol] » 3/22/10 10:30am 3/22/10 10:30am

Caption This: That Is One Weird-Ass Hat Edition

Official caption: "A cycle-rickshaw driver moved the wreckage of a car to a scrap yard in the eastern Indian city of Siliguri on Tuesday." You've got to be able to do better than that, right? » 2/19/10 9:30am 2/19/10 9:30am

Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. D'Oh! Nice.

For this installment of "Caption This," check out this shot and the one below, pulled from the BMW 5 Series press photos and witness model bloat in pictorial form. Just look at the original — it's so tiny. » 11/23/09 4:30pm 11/23/09 4:30pm

Caption This: Helmet Used As High Hat

A helmeted driver awaits a race by relaxing with friends as an unexpected drop in room temperature causes the momentary fogging of his visor. Totally, dudes. » 9/02/09 5:30pm 9/02/09 5:30pm

Caption This: Hoff Hassles New Jaguar XJ Edition

A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing Jalopnik commentariat to provide the caption to this photo that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile. » 7/10/09 5:15pm 7/10/09 5:15pm

Caption This: Little Tykes Cozy Coupe Edition

A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing Jalopnik commentariat to provide the caption to this photo that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile? » 6/16/09 5:30pm 6/16/09 5:30pm

Caption This: Mercedes Safety Concept Models

A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing, witty commentariat of Jalopnik to provide those words. Can you provide the caption that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile? » 6/15/09 6:40pm 6/15/09 6:40pm

German Prince Disappointed With His New Corvette ZR1’s Interior

German Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis just took delivery of a 2009 Corvette ZR1. Why the sad face? Don't worry, you'll forget about the interior the first time you hit the Autobahn. [Corvette Blogger] » 5/28/09 3:30pm 5/28/09 3:30pm

Gotta Stick The Landing

Citroen did not win the Rally Sardinia this weekend but Dani Sordo and Marc Marti did manage to put their car nose-down into the dirt, which is its own kind of victory. » 5/27/09 6:00pm 5/27/09 6:00pm

Precious Metal-Plating Wars Turn So Hot, Chrome Mercedes SLR Melts

The precious metal-plating cold war that just gave us the gold-plated BMW M5? It just got hot. Really hot. The glare from that M5's apparently melted this chrome Mercedes SLR. » 5/22/09 10:00am 5/22/09 10:00am

Free Hot Dogs Inside!

Wack-job messages like this are usually set aside for windowless cargo vans, but this über-creepy Dodge Neon driver has taken it upon himself to prove that hand-painted molestation messages know no bounds. » 5/21/09 2:30pm 5/21/09 2:30pm

The New Prius Will Make You THIS Much More Smug

In our review, we found the 2010 Toyota Prius to be a major improvement over the last generation. Still, we reserve the right to make smug jokes. Caption away, fellas. [Toyotausa @ Flickr] » 4/30/09 6:00pm 4/30/09 6:00pm