Caption This Photo: Governor Haley Barbour Digs Halfway To Memphis In The Mississippi Mud

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But with the look on Barber's punim positively screaming — umm — something, we're totally thinking y'all can come up with something a bit more insightful. So please, feel free to take a gander and then put fingers to keyboard to help us provide a more appropriate caption…

Caption Contest: Tiger Woods And Buick Enclave, So Captioned Together

Although every entry fought hard for the chance to be Jalopnik's next top caption (soon to be a new Fox reality show), unfortunately, as in Highlander, there can be only one — at least until the sequel. It's therefore now our solemn duty to inform the world, and Buick PR man Dave Darovitz, that he should have used… »9/20/06 11:08am9/20/06 11:08am

Jalopnik Caption Contest: Buick's Got An Enclave In The Woods For Tiger, Poll Edition

Yesterday we asked you to help Buick PR man Dave Darovitz come up with a better caption for the above photo of everyone's favorite "calibanasian" (look it up) and Buick's newest CUV, which y'all seemed to think is trying to be "calibanasian." Although we think you're all winners in our book, we recognize there's a… »9/19/06 10:45am9/19/06 10:45am

Jalopnik Caption Contest: Buick's Got An Enclave In The Woods For Tiger

Buick PR man Dave Darovitz is pushing an event featuring Tiger Woods (we can hardly contain ourselves) and GM's CEO Rick Wagoner (oh god, we've lost it — sorry) right before the LA Auto Show to introduce the production version of Buick's new "luxe" CUV, the Enclave. The e-mail we received included the above picture… »9/18/06 11:57am9/18/06 11:57am

Business in the Front, Party in the Back: Jalopnik and Motortopia's Rate-a-Camino Contest: Extended

C'mon people! Are you so fed up with 'Caminos that you'd pass up the chance to win a $50 gift certificate for eBay Motors? Redirect those 'Camino pics you've sent us over these past months to, or find some new ones. If your entry is rated highest among its peers on Motortopia at the end… »7/18/06 4:02pm7/18/06 4:02pm

Jalopnik Caption Contest: Dang 'ol Britney Spears Edition, Eh? Last Chance

Considering all the site tech wackiness today, we're giving all the prospective one-liner-rocking daddies in the house another day to get in their caption contest entries before a public judging tomorrow. Remember, no Britney Spears refs, though we'd imagine y'all could drop some wicked science on Floyd the Barber.… »7/17/06 2:56pm7/17/06 2:56pm

Jalopnik Caption Contest: Dang 'ol Britney Spears Edition, Eh? Even More Going Still

You guys are all over the above photo like a record company's legal team parsing Britney's contract for loopholes. There's no wiggle room in this particular Jalopnik Caption Contest, however; no Britney Spears references allowed (sorry, Tennessee). The game's still on — we'll be accepting entries through tomorrow at… »7/13/06 3:00pm7/13/06 3:00pm