If we were God, the Jackal here and Dr. Z would be cast in a remake of Bosom Buddies. Get to work. – Jonny Lieberman

The other night over dinner some of us Jalops were cracking each other up musing about how oddly photogenic Sir Carlos is. And while the regular photo we use can never be topped (click here), the image above is, well, worthy of your best work. 10 extra points will be awarded if you work in "The Jackal." – Jonny…

Here's the actual tagline for the above photo:

Here's one you won't see on Wrecked Exotics. We should probably just turn this into a photo caption-a-thon, as we have nothing good to add. – Jonny Lieberman

Although every entry fought hard for the chance to be Jalopnik's next top caption (soon to be a new Fox reality show), unfortunately, as in Highlander, there can be only one — at least until the sequel. It's therefore now our solemn duty to inform the world, and Buick PR man Dave Darovitz, that he should have used…

Yesterday we asked you to help Buick PR man Dave Darovitz come up with a better caption for the above photo of everyone's favorite "calibanasian" (look it up) and Buick's newest CUV, which y'all seemed to think is trying to be "calibanasian." Although we think you're all winners in our book, we recognize there's a need to …

Buick PR man Dave Darovitz is pushing an event featuring Tiger Woods (we can hardly contain ourselves) and GM's CEO Rick Wagoner (oh god, we've lost it — sorry) right before the LA Auto Show to introduce the production version of Buick's new "luxe" CUV, the Enclave. The e-mail we received included the above picture and…

C'mon people! Are you so fed up with 'Caminos that you'd pass up the chance to win a $50 gift certificate for eBay Motors? Redirect those 'Camino pics you've sent us over these past months to Jalopnikcontest@motortopia.com, or find some new ones. If your entry is rated highest among its peers on Motortopia at the end…

Using the four stages of the Jalopnik Method(TM): snap judgements, ridicule, bitch-slapping and, finally, acceptance, we've narra'd the list of caption contest entries from lots to a more manageable "quite a few." Now, as usual, it's your turn to choose which one is the best. The winner will get some sort of prize, swag …