A couple of Canadians Texans on supermotos are plowing down a rural road when an F-150 inattentively pulls out in front of them. The first rider barely pulls up short, hitting the Ford. What follows isn't what an American would expect.

It's scary enough to think of an 18-wheeler rolling over and plowing straight for you in your relatively light, nimble car. One Canadian managed to cheat death and dodge an 18-wheeler while in a truck of his own.

If we got off our shift on the frozen wastes of Alberta's oil sands, we'd want to get the hell away as fast as possible, but we'd be cautious before hitting 173 mph on the one road leading south, the "death highway."

"What makes a car right for the times shouldn't make it wrong for Saturday night"—We imagine this is precisely what the brains behind the Cavalier based Oldsmobile Firenza were thinking when they designed it.

Big families need large vehicles. A Canadian couple with eight children had their Canadian-purchased SUV stretched at an Oklahoma body shop, but when they tried to bring it home, Canadian customs officials wouldn't allow it back into the country.

Driving an awesome car may be a good way to get people hot and bothered up in cold Canada. A study by Autotrader.ca showed that more than a third of the Canadian population feels more attractive driving a sexy car.

At first, when Douglas's dad woke him up around 3:00 am to say there was a crash outside their house in suburban Vancouver, it wasn't a shock. More than a dozen cars have ended up in their lawn over the last twenty years. The shock didn't come until Douglas saw the flaming Audi A7 split in half and roasting in a…

While any act of automotive vandalism is senseless, we've heard of few more pointless acts of vehicular destruction than what happened last weekend outside of the Canadian city of Edmonton, AL. Sometime between last Saturday and last Sunday vandals broke into the barn where Don Keltie kept his car collection and the…

The most recent motorized YouTube sensation has been a Canadian Yamaha rider taping him or herself splitting traffic and speeding at 186 MPH. Canadian police have now seized what they believe to be the motorcycle in the video and are questioning its owner and her son.

Mini is running an advertisement in public bathrooms with the title "Trim Your Posse." The copy at the bottom is even better/worse.

A Brinks truck hauling anywhere between $3-and-$9 million in Canadian coins (about $3 to $9 million in real 'merican money) was part of a chain-reaction collision involving another truck this morning that caused the armored transport to spill its heavy load on an Ontario highway. Oh, and one of the other truck's was

Bad news for those inclined to toke and drive: A Canadian study shows that smoking pot within three hours of getting behind the wheel nearly doubles your chance of being involved in a car crash.

As an attempt to bolster the pride of a nation still devastated from the Cola Wars, a pair of 17-year-old Canadian high school students decided to record their launch of a Lego minifig into space. As this video shows, they were successful. All it took was a few months work and about $500.

Last year, a bankrupt Canadian mining company put the world's largest hover barge (17,000 square feet of deck space with a clear deck area of 9,000 square feet) up for sale. But if you're interested — sorry folks, the deal just closed.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned," said an old dead English dude. Want proof? This Canadian classified ad seems to encapsulate just how stupid you'd have to be to be unfaithful to a girl whose mechanical ability you've recently insulted.

Earlier today, Jalopnik was the first to bring you photos of the custom Ferrari Enzo that went swimming in the Atlantic Ocean. Now we've got a first photo of the rare supercar sliding into the water.

A rare custom Ferrari Enzo (itself already more rare than steak tartare) — claimed to be the world's fastest — crashed into a Canadian lake earlier today as part of the Targa Newfoundland race. No word on any injuries, but the doors are open so that's a good sign.UPDATE

Those 13 Vancouver youths who were caught speeding in $2 million worth of supercars last week won't face criminal charges — but the mounties will still move to seize five of their cars, even though they lack evidence for tougher punishments.

From street-racing rich kids to people hauling refrigerators in Hondas, Canada's having quite the constructive summer, automotive-wise. Now we'll add this ingenious Lamborghini Gallardo owner to the list of Canuckians with the gumption to push their vehicle's boundaries.

The teen drivers arrested for racing 13 supercars worth $2 million in Vancouver this week — in what we've dubbed the "rich kid street race" — face just a small fine and suspended licenses. But Canadian authorities may have a far tougher punishment coming — seizing and selling their rides.