Our leaders may be faltering when it comes to sending men into space, but the youth know what's up. Specifically, they know how to get objects like Camilla the solar radiation-measuring rubber chicken up into the stratosphere.
Furious student protesters attacked a Rolls-Royce carrying Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, vandalized buildings, and battled riot police today over university fees. Also, they burned a bench. Wankers. (Hat tip to Battles, VeeArrrSix!)