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    This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats

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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    05/08/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Not a DeLorean camel then.


    Otherwise, I'd use the 'Bactrian Future' reference.

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    Image of crankcase - always getting the shaft crankcase - always getting the shaft
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    What's the difference between a camel driver and a Porcupine?
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    Image of Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event
    05/07/09

    @crankcase - Searching for the real Ash:


    BMWs are full of pricks!


    Wait....maybe I didn't read that right.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @Karsten Von Tide of Man-stein: You must not have. Each BMW has an average of one prick and a maximum of two, unless it's an X5 in which a trophy wife is transporting both of her children.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    A camel has a single hump,

    A dromedary two--

    Or else the other way around--

    I'm never sure, are you?

    Ogden Nash


    Who did that backwards.

    So under that saddle blanket, one hump--or two?

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Life out of the spotlight has been hard on Joe Camel. Real hard.
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    Image of MustangMike MustangMike
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    So how many HP is a fart-can exhaust worth on this? What about stickers?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/07/09

    @MustangMike: The fart can is standard equipment.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    I wonder how much mileage he gets out of those humps...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @pauljones: Six inches at a time?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: 9.46969697 × 10-5 miles per hump, assuming 6" per.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: Fuckwank.


    That's 10 to the negative fifth, so 0.00009469, where the underlined bit is imagined as being over top instead.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: Who's up for hamster stew?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Can you believe that thing can carry TWO touaregs?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/07/09

    @Ash78: Oh, and an Afghan, apparently.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/07/09

    @Ash78: The ultimate in the people's transportation.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/07/09

    @Ash78:

    +1
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    Image of slackinfux slackinfux
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Are Jalopnik's editors looking to Reddit for material, now? This picture has been on there for days as part of a "douchebag parking" meme. Considering some of the other "This douchebag does this every day and there's no parking around here" articles on there, this one is probably a joke.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/07/09

    @slackinfux: This is no joke.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Can I get a BMW camel with an M badge?
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    05/07/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: It even comes with the Bangle hump standard
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    05/07/09

    @Bullitt417: I'd hate to see the Hofmeister kink on this thing...
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    Image of MazdaSpeedNut MazdaSpeedNut
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    FIAT was confused about the concept of the Dodge Caravan.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/07/09

    @MazdaSpeedNut: Well played!
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    Image of the good dr zero the good dr zero
    05/07/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: But my man Beercheck got there first.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Fianlly, something those nutbar sheiks can't chrome, gold-plate or coat in swarovski crystals.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/07/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Oh, yes they can:
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/07/09

    @combat chuck: The dekotora fad has reached the Middle East.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/07/09

    @combat chuck: Look at those feet, he's donked!
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    Image of MazdaSpeedNut MazdaSpeedNut
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    I thought that was Hyundai's new hydrogen cell vehicle.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/07/09

    @MazdaSpeedNut:

    Even newer methane cell technology.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    I see nothing wrong with this. He is straight, inside the lines and not in any special zone.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Brenda Priddy catches a camouflaged test mule for the 2011 Caravan in high desert testing.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    05/07/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Camel Drivers Are Asshats
    Great, now instead of tan Camry's we'll all have tan Camels. Change we can believe in!
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