How About a LeMons Pinup Calendar For Your Fetid Garage?

When you're applying Bondo in adobe-like layers to the flanks of your latest project- an Oleg Cassini Edition Matador with a quad-ghettocharged 343 under the hood- do you want the hyper-airbrushed Pirelli Girls on your garage wall? Hell no! » 3/21/10 8:00pm 3/21/10 8:00pm

Sexy and 71: Sofia Loren to Be Featured in 2007 Pirelli Calendar

"Don't you wish life was like a parking meter..." With those lechers at Pirelli having announced this week that septegenarian actress (yes, it's true) will appear in the Sears catalog of nipples, the Pirelli Calendar, gasps were heard 'round the world, as plastic surgeons' phones rang off the hook. Of course, it wasn't… » 7/07/06 8:50am 7/07/06 8:50am