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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Who knew that Swedish models were proficient at hunting Tigers with golf clubs?
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Think he was man enough to critique her stroke?

    Keep your left arm straight.

    You're not following through honey.

    And the best one...

    Always keep your eye on the ball.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Ad in the WSJ today, supposedly.
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    Image of Shadowguitar Shadowguitar
    11/30/09

    @Novaload: Holy crap! That's hilarious if it really ran today!
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    Novaload promoted this comment Shadowguitar was starred Shadowguitar was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    @Shadowguitar: Supposedly it did.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    He's developed quite a hook there. And he's embarrassed to show us his face--how will he go out and buy her the "house on a finger" ring?
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    @Novaload: Worked for Kobe.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    @VeeArrrSix: Yeah, but Kobe's face wasn't shredded! Tiger is embarrassed to be seen fugly.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    @Novaload: It's a well known fact that Pro Golf Nannies are black belts in Karate... you know... to protect the kids.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Take the wheels off and it's basically Caddyshack IV.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    I hear this totally affected his game. Now he can't even drive 100 yards without hitting a tree.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: LOL!
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
     
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    I hope the dude is alright.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    The 'Slade sliced into a tree.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    I don't think I could understand cheating on this. I would never leave the friggin' house.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: That image only makes it worse when you ain't gettin' any 'cause she's so busy bitchin' at ya'.

    (yes, apostrophes were on sale)
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    mytdawg promoted this comment Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: As the saying goes, "Show me a hot celebrity and I'll show you someone tired of screwing them."
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment Quattro-luvr was starred Quattro-luvr was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr:

    Ding, ding, ding!

    We have a winnah.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr: Yeah, it's just par for the course.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr: I've always heard it as "No matter how hot the woman, someone somewhere is sick of her shit". I could probably afford the down payment on one but the maintenance would kill me.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: Sigh, story of my life. Except the "hot" part. The action went from little to none but it's much quieter now.

    I miss that car.
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    Image of Old_Car_Guy Old_Car_Guy
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: As was said in the movie Guide for the Married Man: "Sirloin steak is great, but you gotta have a piece of fish once in awhile." (Marty Ingles)
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    Image of BoomhauerTX BoomhauerTX
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: And she has a twin sister.
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    mytdawg promoted this comment BoomhauerTX was starred BoomhauerTX was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @Old_Car_Guy: It's amazing how long you can live on ramen... Damn.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @BoomhauerTX: I did NOT need to know that. You'd have to be a rabbi to afford that party...

    [www.dailymail.co.uk]
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: Nice nips. I really shouldn't be doing this at work.
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    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: agreed.. now that she might be single.. do you think i should leave her my number...
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    mytdawg promoted this comment stevecmh was starred stevecmh was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Definitely do NOT do an image search for her at work. Wait until you get home. It's worth it.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @stevecmh: Sure, just always remember - If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.
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    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: I did Image her at home... DANG....

    Yeah... I am just going to say I cannot afford her.
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    Image of bittday bittday
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: There's a Japanese proverb that says "You get bored with a beautiful woman in three days, but in three days you can get used to an ugly woman."
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @bittday: I've always preferred "Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes to the bone." But I've got no room to talk. I should be chasing billy goats off of bridges.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    *Slow golf clap*
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    Edited by Rust-MyEnemy at 11/30/09 8:58 AM Rust-MyEnemy was starred Rust-MyEnemy was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Wow, amazing his wife was able to get him out of that horrific wreck. She should definitely be commended for her quick thinking.

    What a guy, taking off at 2:25 am after a long day with the family and Thanksgiving to give his best to those poor girls less fortunate then him.

    I think I would sue the hell out of the City for putting the fire hydrant and tree in such a terrible location. Don't they know that at that time of the night, when you are off to do charity work that you just won't see them when you are driving so slow.

    Cadillac should be sued also, my God, a wreck like that at well below the posted speed limit. Amazing there aren't dead blue hairs and rappers all over the roads we drive on.

    Congress should get involved, yes, we need a Blue Star Panel to discuss the obvious safety faults that caused this poor, faithful, honest and truthful man to have such a horrible evening.

    /applying for the spin doctor job at tigerwoods.com
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    Edited by lilwillie at 11/30/09 8:51 AM lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @lilwillie: I don't think a lawyer well versed in protecting phoney baloney celebrities could have put it better. There's a job for you in consulting, I'm sure.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Muffed the short putt.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: He didn't bring his 'A' game.
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    mytdawg promoted this comment oddfish was starred oddfish was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @oddfish: Sounds like his "A" game is what got him in trouble in the first place.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: That, and muff.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    One stroke penalty for the water hazard.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Heh, apparently Tiger CAN'T drive...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: Ring the bell, the man's a winnah!
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    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of area_educator area_educator
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: The same day it happened, a facebook friend posted "Today, I finally outdrove Tiger Woods"
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @area_educator: To be fair, it's hard to make good decisions when faced with a pissed-off woman with a golf club (allegedly).

    Don't ask me how I know that...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Benvolio36 Benvolio36
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: How do you know that?
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    mytdawg approved this comment Benvolio36 was starred Benvolio36 was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @Benvolio36: I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you...
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