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    Image of Brian Brian
    11:16 AM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    I just read a CNN blurb on this, Tiger's mother-in-law was taken to the hospital for something.
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    Brian was starred Brian was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10:16 AM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    I think the woman had a golfstone attack.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of Rabbi Dave Rabbi Dave
    10:06 AM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    So did the loaners to Woods just get lost in the bankruptcy filings? He's not affiliated with them anymore.

    Plus, dude, you're worth billions with a B, buy your own cars freeloader.
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    Rabbi Dave was starred Rabbi Dave was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    09:55 AM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen hit the links--and the streets--in Driven to Succeed.
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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07:38 AM

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Nothing unrecoverable in that damage. Even I could maybe fix some of it. A few nails here, a couple of minutes with the wood rasp there, and Bob's your uncle - or Tiger's your baby daddy - and you're back in the saddle.

    So to speak.
     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Wow. I guess it will buff right out.
     Reply
    AmishJohn was starred AmishJohn was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Does this mean that when you get rid of a Buick, you really want to get it on with random white chicks?

    No wonder old married couples are so happy in Roadmasters.
     Reply
    JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Should we be surprised that GM is cashing in on Tiger's celeb status?

    I'm surprised GM actually found a way to make money on something!
     Reply
    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/07/09

    @LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Yeah, GM is opening a Lingerie store with all the stray panties they find under the seat.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: LOL 1 heart for you m'lady :)

    ...And using the left over lube in the bottles for axle grease.
     Reply
    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    12:08 AM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Lol !
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    So, would it be of more value to anyone other than a strip club? I'm envisioning a custom decal advertising the club, filling the truck with strippers, and going to every PGA event in driving distance.
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    snapoversteer 'bout to get told was starred snapoversteer 'bout to get told was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Oh, the huge manatee!

    I would humbly recommend that Tiger's next car be on that's smaller and more maneuverable, perhaps even able to get out its own way. You don't want to shank one off into the rough and just be a passenger along for the ride.

    And I would also recommend bullet proof glass.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Methinks that N.O.W. should buy it, paint in pink, and drive around promoting Domestic Violence, because its definitely NOT a problem right?
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    12/07/09

    What a great idea except for the promoting part. They should be raising awareness of domestic violence and teaching that it is wrong.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Mulligan!
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I had to...
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: How come you can't expand images anymore?

    For those who can't read that, it says: "Drove straight into a tree? Got caught with a bad lie? Call for a do over."
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Meh. The anger will buff right out.
     Reply
    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Brian Brian
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    You'd think Phil Mickelson would pay more for it as is. You know, for the mirth.
     Reply
    Brian was starred Brian was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/07/09

    @Brian: you said mirth
     Reply
    Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!
    12/07/09

    @Brian: Good god man! Don't ever use Phil Mickelson and any allusion to laughter in the same sentence, the images it paints... the bitch tits... the jiggling... the horror!
     Reply
    Brian promoted this comment Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was starred Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was unstarred
    Image of Brian Brian
    12/07/09

    @Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!: Oh jeez, you're right. I clearly did not consider the ramifications of my comment.
     Reply
    Brian was starred Brian was unstarred
    Image of SagarikaLumos SagarikaLumos
    12/07/09

    @Brian: Speaking of bitch tits, John Daly looked at that and said, "I've driven worse lately. I don't know what's the big deal."
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    Brian promoted this comment SagarikaLumos was starred SagarikaLumos was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    In reply to The Worst Car-Related Tiger Woods Jokes On The Internet
    IMHO: SNL is just NOT funny anymore. Except for those Jorm dances to... videos on You Tube. Fucking hilarious!
     Reply
    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of CanadaCraig CanadaCraig
    12/07/09

    @LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: SNL used to be very funny [Many years ago] and so were the first few seasons of MadTV. But something happened along the way. They both went from making light of situations or people [which can be funny] to taking jabs at them. [Which is not so funny] If you don't get the feeling that the person their making fun of might think it's funny too - it's just not all that funny. It's like being made fun of by Don Rickles - or a 'bully'.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard promoted this comment CanadaCraig was starred CanadaCraig was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    @CanadaCraig: Coming from Australia, my sense of humour is different to Americans and much more like the Brits and Canucks.

    Montreal Comedy Festival is evidence of the difference in American humour to the Commonwealth. American humour to us is dated perhaps a bit childish or... how can I put this in a nice way on an American website, requires very little thought on the audience's part. Much like most of American television.

    MadTV is truly dreadful, Playschool has a more sophisticated sense of humour. I'm not saying Americans are childish and dated but their television and comedy leave a LOT to be desired.

    Good American humour is mainly found on the internet and non commercial independent (underground) sources.
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    Edited by LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard at 12/07/09 6:41 PM LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of Nelson Nelson
    12/07/09

    @LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: SNL and MadTV became irrelevant with the advent of Internet Comedy (Human Giant, The Dudes, DERRICK Comedy, zefrank, 5sf, Those Aren't Muskets!, Scott Gairdner, CollegeHumor, et al.) and weekend update being aped and bested by the much more talented likes of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

    That being said, first few years of MAD were incredible. You can't replace that cast. Ironically enough, the Dudes now write/produce/direct/run/act in SNL and good on 'em for recognizing talent and hiring them all those years ago.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard promoted this comment Edited by Nelson at 12/07/09 8:14 PM Nelson was starred Nelson was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    @Nelson: Jon Stewart is sublimely good. Unfortunately we don't get the Daily Report on Aussie TV but internet comes to the rescue, it will eat television soon enough.

    I guess I've not seen the first few years of MAD and being a childhood avid reader of MAD and son of a cartoonist, I was quite disappointed with the show.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
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