Like that one chick in high school no body dated, I just cannot see any attractive angles on that car.. All the curves and edges are rounded with no definition. The rear is hideously stolen from Renault. It's just a blob. Looks like someone went to mold a car out of clay, and never got to chiseling some edges in.
And baby puke green ain't helping the case either.
That's nothing - a buddy moved from the Toyota dealership to the Acura dealership a few miles and two roads over. Watching a Legend get loaded onto the elevated, canted turntable was a real nailbiter.
Cut the crap, Ben! We know that only reason you were still there was because of the open bar provided by FoMoCo. That's OK with us - you can get all liquored up and still take photographs - the digital cameras self focus these days.
Next year you need a boom camera mounted on top of the Jalopnik GEM-Powered Detroit Auto Show Mobile Command Center. That way you won't even have to get out of the JGEMPDASMCC.
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
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Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper was starred
discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper was unstarred
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And baby puke green ain't helping the case either.
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Don't go outside - it's damn cold out there.
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Apparently they've been doing it wrong for years.
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I'd rather see how the turntable works.
I saw one once that used a bazillion ping pong balls under the platform.
Yes, it was for a car.
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So that means they won't build it.
C'est la vie.
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Man, I like it. Needs more "Zephyr" badging, though.
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