A St. Lucie County, Florida man was caught masturbating while driving yesterday, and employing a toy gun in novel ways.

If this woman told you she was a doctor and you wanted butt implants, would you let her inject a mixture of cement, super glue, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tire mender into your buttocks? But of course you would!

Lads in the UK have gone crazy for Pippa Middleton's rear end. It even has its own Facebook page. But one chap learned the hard way what happens when you let this fact be known to your girlfriend after she spray painted "IS PIPPAS BUM STILL BETTER THAM MINE???" on his car.

Marcel Foster was busted for speeding in Spartanburg, South Carolina. During the traffic stop police found two bags of a "leafy green" substance in the car and "a large white crack rock inside a clear bag between Foster's buttocks."

It's snowy weather in the Eifel mountains and there's not much to see on the ol' Ring cam, but a couple of German hoons thought they'd give a little moonlight show for anyone watching.