More cops showed up at this year's Bimmerfest, but that didn't stop people from trying to get a few burnouts in. This E36 driver showed why that was unwise, getting pulled over just as he peeled out.

Australians are supposed to be the world's burnout masters. Even the best make mistakes, like this aspiring hoon spinning his Holden Ute off the road and into a ditch.

The Houston Cars and Coffee event has had to move twice because of asshats in cars wrecking them as they leave. This moron in a Pontiac GTO's trying to make it a third move.

What's the difference between an epic fiery burnout and a failure of a fiery burnout? Having someone around with a fire extinguisher instead of a can of Four Loko.

A weekend visit to the Houston Cars & Coffee with some friends mostly revealed some glorious hidden metal, but it also brought out the morons. Exhibit Z: this dumbass Corvette owner. Here's a second angle. [via Speed:Sport:Life]

Car people! Hear me now and remember me later: Too many clutches have suffered at the hands of untrained hoons. The carnage must stop, and I will teach you how. Onward, to knowledge!