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    Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty

    Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/26/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    These punishments amuse me, but don't you have anything that involves a taser and/or nipple clamps?
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    05/25/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    Sorry about the bad sound on that video- hard to pick up a boombox when there's a 60 MPH desert wind howling and a generator roaring 10 feet away.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/24/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    Ze Germans love techno.
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    Image of brickyard brickyard
    05/24/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    You may as well be spanking the Germans as punishment. They'll break the rules on purpose.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/24/09

    @brickyard: Or defeca...


    ...never mind.

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/26/09

    @FloppyPimproom: You just had to bring up the scatological protocol didn't you?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/24/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    Is the dog a judge or a driver?


    This is really a cruel penalty, by the way. Ineffectual on the Germans, though, I agree.

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    Image of domino domino
    05/24/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    do they even have techno at burning man? god i hope not. i thought they played trance and hippy music.
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    05/24/09

    @domino: whatever you don't want to hear, that is exactly what they are playing. trance, techno, folk, heavy metal, you can find it all at burning man. and it all sucks. worst 2 weeks ever, man. at least i have the stories.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/24/09

    @domino: I'm pretty sure it's psytrance, anyway.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    05/26/09

    @lostarchitect: Well, its not for everybody.


    Myself, I woke up in the morning and put on my mp3 of the All in the Family theme song. And folks dug it. Everyone's into a little something different out there, its not really possible to stereotype.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/24/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    Ok, repeating myself here-- I guess the server hamsters ate my damn post-- anyways with or without my help, did the DMV penalty get implemented? I wanna see that one in action. I couldn't figure out how to generate a realistic-looking DMV form... or how to edit existing DMV pdfs. :(


    On a different note, Murilee-- I think the techno for the burning man penalty has to be louder, and more annoying.


    Try Scooter's "CRANK IT UP" in there with some other bad, blaring happy hardcore. Reference:

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    Image of jp182 jp182
    05/26/09

    @Plecostomus will never win COTD... but has a: happy hardcore would just lead to a seizure
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/26/09

    @jp182: Perhaps some Daft Punk then?
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/24/09

    In reply to Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
    The hell? Where did my post go?
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/26/09

    @Plecostomus will never win COTD... but has a: Which one?
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/04/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    Burlesque dancers? Accordian player? Things on fire?


    This looks like the kind of place the Yard Dogs Road Show crew hangs out for inspiration.

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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    There's wagons and then there's WAGONS.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/04/09

    @Marywithoutu: There's also wagons and wagons
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    So, this is pretty much

    Burning Man Electric Acid Test?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    I just noticed that there is a man with a glowing green suit in the background in one of the Lego Wrangler pictures.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    You see, Murilee, this kind of thing doesn't really occur naturally in the southern regions of CA.


    Someone prove me wrong with a Los-Angeles based art car, because I've yet to see one.

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    05/03/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    Wish I was there. Not much of an art car scene in Colorado. That could be good or bad.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
    May Day, art cars, Berkeley...sound's like a conservative's worst nightmare.
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    Image of tackett tackett
    05/03/09

    @FromaBuick6: Sorry you can't tell the difference between West Oakland and Berkeley.


    May Day is not a communist holiday for anybody involved in the event. Yeah, we're all working stiffs, and mostly left of center. However, if you can't enjoy a night out with people who are slightly different that yourself, you have serious issues. Really, it was a great party for people who wanted to have fun.

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    05/03/09

    @tackett: If beer or cars are involved, I'll hang with just about anybody. If beer AND cars are involved, I'll freakin' hang with Castro.
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    05/03/09

    @FromaBuick6: "So, I heard you gave up smoking...yeah, interesting...How's the struggle of the working classes going these days?...More IPA, Senor Presedente? I'm buying this round."
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/03/09

    @FromaBuick6: Hell, I would hang out with Castro just because I think he's cool.
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    Image of wkiernan wkiernan
    05/04/09

    FromaBuick6: Oh, pish tosh, sir! Nonsense! A 4.6% increase in the marginal income tax rate for Americans earning over $250,000 a year is the conservative's worst, worst, worst nightmare. Auschwitz, the rape of Nanking, the Killing Fields of Democratic Kampuchea, the Black Death of 1347, the eventual heat death of the entire universe, all pale in comparison with so diabolically monstrous an injustice.


    My GOD! It's SOCIALISM! Prezdint Obama, why don't you just POUR GASOLINE on us and SET US ON FIRE!!!1! Aah, aah, uh, ahhh.

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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    05/04/09

    @wkiernan: Now, is that a 4.6% increase, as in, if the current tax rate were 30%, it would be increased by 4.6% of 30%, to 31.38%, or is that an additional 4.6% on top of the 30%, to bring the rate to 34.6%?


    I ask because I'm interested in knowing precisely how much money is going to be sapped out of the private sector and flushed down that giant black hole of bureacracy. Not that I'm jadded or anything.

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