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    Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    11/10/09

    In reply to Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
    do over! #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @B1663R: That's in poor taste. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
    sorry couldn't resist any longer #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
    I was permanently scarred by "Fargo" so I see a plot. He didn't really commit suicide, it was a hit. Or the story of his failed attempt to fake-abduct his wife--because he couldn't get that tan Cierra the hitman wanted--is about to come out. Or the head office wanted those VIN numbers right away. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @Novaload:
    One too many customers wouldn't buy the tru-coat. They install it at the factory you know. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: You lied to them, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
    As someone that has contemplated it about 340 of the last 365 days, allow me to speculate wildly.

    Wife is hot, guy is a dork. Good chance wife's family has the money. Regardless a divorce won't be good for business so they keep it together for show. She spends her nights on the prowl for younger guys while he sleeps on the couch in the dealership because that's all he has left. But she finally found somebody she wants to settle down with and now he'll lose that too.

    Just a wild ass guess...
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: Clearly you have "met Bill". #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @Silvrt01: I've been Bill, twice. I'm so burned out if there's ever another relationship it will have a time limit and be a straight cash transaction. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: AFAIK, they have a bunch of kids together. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @Ralph Wiley Is Poised: I did qualify that I was speculating wildly. Maybe he could no longer live with hiding that he was gay and got infected by some tranny hooker in Tijuana. You know you've seen too much drama when you start making up back stories. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: I may back elaborate back stories for every single slightly-odder-than-normal person I see.

    It helps me get through the day with my sanity intact. Though that does sound a tad ironic... #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: Infected by a tranny hooker? Are you suggesting he was a dirty Burd? #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Well played... #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
    This is so sad. I can't imagine anything being so terrible that you'd commit suicide. #carpocalypse
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    11/10/09

    @skaycog: I had a friend who blew his brains out this summer. He was very well liked and respected, and his problems didn't seem any more severe than the average person's.

    Some people can't see themselves they way other see them.

    RIP #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @OA 5599: I'm so sorry about your friend. I guess some people can't handle certain problems or situations in their lives. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @skaycog: It's not so much the situations (speaking for myself) as it is the internal dialog. Everybody has that little voice that says you fucked up but most get over it. Some of us have little voices that won't stop telling us, in mind numbing detail, exactly how much we fucked up. It becomes an endless experience of humiliation. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: Ex-wife's uncle committed suicide due to cronic depression/mental health issues. I wouldn't wish it on any family.

    No matter how bad sh*t got during my divorce, I always knew that if the homeless alcoholic guy drinking a quart bottle in the park could be happy, then my issues were solvable and they too would pass... #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: You said "but most get over it". I think that says it all, irregardless of what happened. I "got over" several things that might have been the undoing of somebody else in my shoes. Life is worth living! #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    @mytdawg: Your internal dialogue doesn't tell you "Buy a SHO. Buy a SHO. Buy a SHO"? #carpocalypsenow
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    11/11/09

    @TRAMS_AM: Nope, last time it told me to buy something it was a beater Corvette. Stupid voice is NEVER right. #carpocalypsenow
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Indiana Ford Dealer Commits Suicide In Office
    Found
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    Dead #carpocalypse
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