John Goodman's Mercedes Abides

I'm something of an "Achiever," a tongue-in-cheek name overly-enthusiastic Big Lebowski fans self-apply. Today I discovered John Goodman doesn't always roll in an F-150. Sometimes, it's in a Mercedes sporting an "Abide" bumper sticker. I take comfort in that. [Reddit] » 4/02/10 2:30pm 4/02/10 2:30pm

Aggro Drivers More Likely To Have Bumper Stickers, Says Dude In Lab…

Psychologist William Szlemko of Colorado State University has been studying the aggressive-driving tendencies of those who personalize their cars with stickers, vanity plates, etc., and he claims that his study shows that the more personalized "territorial markers" on a car, the more aggressive its driver is likely to… » 6/18/08 10:20am 6/18/08 10:20am

Now You Can Total YOUR Car, Belvedere Style!

Remember the extremely hoontastic sticker in the back window of Belvedere Adrian's 24 Hours of Lemons project car? Well, he got so many questions about the origin of the sticker (which was apparently a truck stop in Ely, Nevada, in 1981) that he went ahead and had some printed up. He's sold most of them to friends and… » 2/08/08 3:30pm 2/08/08 3:30pm

Bumper Stickers For Less Than Perfect Parking

Hey there consumer, are you maybe not the best when it comes to guiding your four thousand pound land yacht into a spot at the local A&P? We here at Jalopnik believe pride should never get in the way of being courteous to other drivers and giving them a heads up that you may be planning a 37 point turn, parking… » 1/18/08 1:30pm 1/18/08 1:30pm

What's Your Mostest/Leastest Favorite Bumper Sticker?


We've never really understood the impulse to plaster slogans on the back of one's vehicle. True, in high school we did order a bunch of stickers with pictures of a screw on them out of National Lampoon and for a week most of our neighbors' cars suddenly announced, "I [Screw] My Kids," and "I [Screw] My Horse." Thinking… » 7/10/07 12:45pm 7/10/07 12:45pm