Junkyard Hero Mike Bumbeck Lowers The Internet's Property Values, We…

Ex-Jalop Señor Bumbeck is twice the wrench and three times the photographer that I'll ever be, so weekend Jalopnik readers oughta be overjoyed to hear that he's back in action with a new site: Clunkbucket!

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SUPER ENGINE-EXTRACTION POTENTIAL! Bumbeck's Starion Goes Under the…

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Yeah, whatever, schmoes. Bumbeck is manly enough to yank his own 2.6L Hemi — with hood-removal assistance from Coonce — and live to tell about it. Soon, the Mighty Starion shall rise, relieved of its Achilles' Jet Valves. And your boots? Well, they'll just have to get used to your quaking in them. Deal with it.

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Oh, Look! Danica's Making More Money!

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The domain-name registrars at Go Daddy have signed on to help fund Danica's Motorola-marqueed Andretti-Green car for next season. They find her "edgy, innovative and fun!" according to some guy named Bob who helms the company. H sker D was edgy, innovative and fun. Danica is not H sker D . Meanwhile, in more interesting …

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Bumbeck Gets New Mirrors

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This is our third attempt at writing this post. Honestly, seriously, it was funny the first time, but now we're just pissed because our computer is a bigger idiot than Ann Coulter. And our right hand hurts from punching our monitor, because we, apparently, cannot distinguish between the faces of leggy conservative…

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More Citation Silliness

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Bumbeck, fine purveyor of Montrose Mopardom and Other Automotive Oddities, sent us over these pics snapped by his pal Dave Wallace somewhere on the very long street we in Los Angeles know as Sepulveda Blvd. While the grille's pure Chevy X-Car, the rest of the damn thing is some sort of full-custom S-10 based whatnot.…

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No Prize, Just Cred: Why Would Johnson Drive This Car?

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First one to come up with the right answer gets a kiss. Even if you're the Loverman. Bumbeck, however is ineligible, as he inspired this post. Well, not the kissing part. That was Johnson's fault. Or maybe it was David Johansen's fault. Yeah, that's it, blame the antagonist from Mr. Nanny.

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Fire Up Your Grilles, MoparMax is Live!

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For the last few months, friend o' tha Jalop, owner of only the finest automobiles whose first syllable consists of "star," longtime Gearhead contributor, Plymouth Sapporo enthusiast and all around good bloke Mike Bumbeck has been putting together content for MoparMax, the only Pentastar-themed website where you'll find …

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