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    Image of BMRFILE BMRFILE
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    Makes you wonder how many times this guy has been abducted by aliens...probably about as many times as his double wide has been destroyed by tornadoes.
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    Franzouse promoted this comment BMRFILE was starred BMRFILE was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    What was he doin on that road? I bet he was going fishing.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    @Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: Psh. Galveston isn't that great. I heard that Europa's a far superior fishing ground.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    In Soviet Texas, all of your investigations are belong to Jalopnik.

    Vee haff vays of findings tings out you know!
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    @Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm:

    Почему советских граждан из Техаса говорить с немецким акцентом?

    "Pochemu Sovetskih grazhdan iz Tehasa govoritʹ s nemetskim aktsentom?
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    Image of raebis raebis
    11/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: желапнийк рулз
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment raebis was starred raebis was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    @raebis: Да!
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    11/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Vodka!
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    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    @Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: That's what I said! Vodkya!
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    Image of F1Morgan F1Morgan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    I have to say there should be a guard to prevent a run off into the water. I guess there are 2 conclusions, he either did it on purpose or he is an idiot, I guess either way he is an idiot....
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    Image of SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R)
    11/18/09

    @F1Morgan: Sorry, I have to disagree. One of the things I noticed when I was driving in the France and Italy was that the Europeans are far less of a nanny state when it comes to guard rails. You're driving, damn it. Stop f*ing around, pay attention and stay on the damn road. If it is slippery, foggy, dark, icy, whatever, SLOW DOWN. Drive. People, DRIVE. The state is not here to keep you from falling off the cliff.
    /end rant.
    Sorry, that's a sore point, the world could use a few less guardrails and a few more attentive drivers.
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    JC Whitless promoted this comment SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) was starred SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) was unstarred
    Image of qwijybo qwijybo
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    Let the legend be born, Loch Ness, Sasquatch, Moth man and now The Veyron Killing Pelican, or the Veylican for short
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    beercheck promoted this comment qwijybo was starred qwijybo was unstarred
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    11/18/09

    @qwijybo: Killican, I think.
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    11/18/09

    @beercheck: i unheartclicked you just so I could click you again for the Killican.
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    11/18/09

    @zeeboid: I thought I sensed a brief disturbance in the Love.
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    11/18/09

    @beercheck: Now I am torn between our two names. Where's a quarter when I need one?
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    Potential remake of 'The Pelican Brief', except, you know, entertaining.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/18/09

    @powermatic: The Pelican Reef?
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    11/18/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Or going with the cow theme, Pelican Beef?
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    GreenN_Gold promoted this comment BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    Holy crap. I know Texans love cows, but they have cow birds now?!?!
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    maybe they were overcome with fumes from the petrol plants that line the horizon on this stretch of I-45
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    JC Whitless approved this comment chickennougat was starred chickennougat was unstarred
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    11/18/09

    @ChristopherSchull:

    I officially retract my bird theory. This is the type of thing us at Jalopnik need to do on a weekly basis, get to the bottom of the things that matter.

    It is a great video and shows more detail than we could imagine. Now we need to track down the kids who 'filmed' the accident.

    Top Gear is taping now, and there is a fairly good chance a staffer of that show visits this site to harvest news stories.

    Some of our jokes or comments may end up falling out of Hammonds mouth.

    I say screw them. If they won't give us Top Gear USA, then you need to have Gawker block all visitors from the UK so Ray can launch Jalopnik TV.

    Think about it, Murilee, Ray, and, um, I don't know who the third punk would be, maybe have the rest of the staff fight it out, do stories every week that matter.

    Car reviews, Lemons prep, stupid stunts, and of course, actually test drive a crack pipe car. Imagine the cracky goodness on video!

    Visit project car hell owners, new and old, and see if the person who has three Fiats is crazy or just lacks motivation.

    Closing credits could be swedish death metal over DOTS images.

    You would only have to bring the gang together to film a bit about each episode once, and if you send out three cameras, have each 'member' film segments, then send it all to Detroit where it should be produced anyway.

    I heard from Jeff Daniels you can make movies in Michigan. Or was it Moxie. I forget.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/18/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that if you can swing $200K for anything, you have no trouble getting tail. Of course I have to guess.
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    I officially retract my bird theory. More news to follow. There was no bird. I am going forward with a new theory that it was Nicolas Cages hair. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Aww shit...
    Get your towels ready, and grab yo'self a bottle (yeah!),
    Everybody in the place hit the muthaf*ckin' throttle (yeah!),
    But stay on your muthaf*ckin toes,
    We amphibbin' this - LET'S GO!!!

    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boooa-car-sumthinnn',
    Take a good hard look at the muthaf*ckin boat (car, yeah!),

    We're headin' to the water, so turn off 'lectrical switches,
    Just sit yo' asses down & have a wine cooler, bizznitches,

    I'm on a boat muthaf*cka,
    Take a look at this thang shake,
    Straight flowin on a carboat on the deep... blue... lake,
    Bustin' two knots, wind whippin off my azzz,
    You can't stop me there now homey,
    Cause I got's a weekend RAMP PASS!!!

    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boooooa-car-sumthinnn',
    Take a good look at the muthaf*ckin carboat! (Yeah!),

    (Sorry, I know it's been done, but I just can't resist doing a new permutation of that one :D ).
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    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 11/17/09 9:50 PM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    Are you sure it's not a re-make of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with a Bug instead of a Esprit?

    Or maybe Aqua-man had cashed in his shares in Hanna Barbera. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    watercar.com...

    by DoucheMan.

    I need to have my douche meters re-calibrated after this. #amphibiouscars
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Blue387 Blue387
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Car? What car? #amphibiouscars
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/17/09

    @Blue387: The coloring of the second one had me thinking 'buoyant poop'. #amphibiouscars
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    Alfisted promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/17/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I was thinking about poopers, too. #amphibiouscars
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Did anyone else think porn-music when they heard it? #amphibiouscars
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment fuhteng was starred fuhteng was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    @fuhteng: Exactly.

    All it lacks is fuzz guitar. #amphibiouscars
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