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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    So now they just have to shovel off the buffalo.
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    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/04/09

    @discontinuuous forged pistons: That one took me a minute. I love it.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    That'll buffalout.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/04/09

    @ForgedyPistonshroom: Bravo! Well played!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    Dave has died of buffalo-on-hood disease.
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    Image of nosirrahg nosirrahg
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    The first blade of the Fusion grill neatly shears the bison's hair. The second blade removes the skin and unwanted appendages. And the third blade slices the meat into bite-sized morsels.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    05/04/09

    @nosirrahg: But as you can see, the conditioning strip on this Fusion has been worn down to the metal, indicating it's time for a replacement.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    What a fucking moron. I don't care if it was a blizzard, if you can't see a HERD OF FUCKING BUFFALO on the road, stop driving.
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    Image of GotaGurt GotaGurt
    05/04/09

    @Number_six: An excellent point. Driving 65 in a blizzard where your visibility is so poor you can't see a herd of very large mammals probably indicates her judgment was impaired.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/04/09

    @GotaGurt: Well, be fair--the buffalo didn't see her either, and there were more of them.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    Day-um. She hit bison, plural, not bison singular? That's a pretty good testament to the integrity of the Fusion, I guess. If you hit a large land-dwelling mammal in one of those Chinese cars from the Shanghai show, I bet it'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    "Tatonka"

    "Buffalo"

    "Tatonka"

    "Buffalo" uses fingers to make horns on head

    "Buff...."

    "Buff... buffalo"

    "Buff......ahhh...lo?"

    "Yes, buffalo, tatonka"

    nods head in agreement
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    05/04/09

    @Uncle Bo, piston forger: "John Dumb Bear?"
    "No, Dunbar, John Dunbar. Not Dumb Bear>"
    nods head in agreement
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    This would make a great Ford commercial:


    **Fade in to picture of wrecked Fusion**


    Mike Rowe (voiceover): The new Ford Fusion is the safest vehicle in America. Just ask Maureen Edgerton.


    **Cue dramatic reenactment**


    Mike Rowe: Ms. Edgerton ran into several buffalo while driving through a blizzard on a lonely Montana highway. She was still able to drive it home.


    **Cue picture of rusted frame rail**


    Mike Rowe: Try doing that in your Toyota.


    **Cue picture of government cheese**


    Mike Rowe: Or your GM.


    **Cue Ford logo**


    Mike Rowe: This is the real Ford Advantage.


    Announcer: No buffalo were hurt in the making of this commercial.

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    Image of Alan Vochaska Alan Vochaska
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    doesn't the grill look like a cheese grater?
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    Image of Jon Jon
    05/04/09

    @Alan Vochaska: Nope. Buffalo grater.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/04/09

    @Jon: Nope. Buffalo tenderizer.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    I played Oregon Trail on a Mac, it had a shoot-the-bison minigame that used the mouse.


    Graphics were way better, too.


    Though they were still cheesy. But in full color.


    My favorite was pace. You could set your pace to "GRUELING".

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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/04/09

    @Plecostomus will never win COTD... but has a: That sounds like my dad's version of going on vacation. If you were lucky, you got one "bonus stop" for each day, otherwise you had to hold it until the next gas stop.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    I bet there's enough freshly-shorn bison fur in the radiator to make a nice coat.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    I like the aerodynamic modifications. Makes it look like the Phantom Corsair.


    It's amazing she didn't wind up with a buffalo in her lap. That's the hard way to get a buffalo skin blanket.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/04/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Thats actually the easy way. Have you seen how expensive they can be?
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    Monochrome green monitors attached to Apple IIc's! The horror!
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/04/09

    In reply to Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
    Several buffalo?


    That must be a hardcore car.

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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/04/09

    @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth: After the first time, it takes more than one to get the same buzz, ya know?!
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