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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
11/05/08

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As a child of the seventies, "Brute" just conjures memories of a pungent aftershave in a little green bottle (available in the sundries aisle of your local supermarket).
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mytdawg
11/05/08

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Can we get some upskirt shots?

Those guys are checking to see if it's a girl Jeep or a boy Jeep.

My daddy can tell if it's a boy puppy or girl puppy by looking at the bottom of it's feet.

Wait for it...
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SuzanneD
11/05/08

@mytdawg: If it were a girl Jeep it'd be stuck in 4 inches of mud outside a strip mall in Jersey somewhere. Come on mytdawg, I thought we'd already had "the talk."
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mytdawg
11/05/08

@SuzanneD: Personally I don't find the name "Brute" very manly. Well maybe in a butch sorta way. I just picture the gay dancers in Blazing Saddles.
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WheatKing
11/05/08

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mmmm. AEV... jeeps jeep should be building.

Slap a diesel into it and put it on the showroom floor!
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Pessimippopotamus
11/05/08

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They're all eyeing ruffntuff-mobiles for our carpocalyptic future.
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Dr. H. F. Danger
11/05/08

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This one is for Rusty:

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acarr260
11/05/08

@Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!: Thank goodness you at least left his shirt on... I was afraid of another one of those "big fat dude with something shaved into his unnaturally hairy back" pictures.
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Dr. H. F. Danger
11/05/08

@acarr260: My chops are for pleasure, not pain.
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acarr260
11/05/08

@Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!: I, for one, appreciate you using your talent for good... and not the evils of back hair.
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combat chuck
11/05/08

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Manflops!
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FЯeeMan
11/05/08

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Isn't Brute some sorta '70s splash on aftershave?
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Boosted Lego Wagon
11/05/08

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Salesguy: "Why, this here suspension's beefier than your calves sir!"
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Graverobber
11/05/08

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Could you get that fat guy to stand in front of all the cars when you take a picture? It really adds to the mystery of what they look like.
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acarr260
11/05/08

@graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: The main point of this vehicle is apparently the crazy-expensive suspension... which is ironically blocked by the two gentlemen in front of the truck. I guess they couldn't wait five minutes for them to move before taking a picture.
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Mad_Science
11/05/08

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That Brute kit is brutally expensive, but I might actually find myself buying one for my TJ because it'd be cheaper than buying a new JK or an extra pickup.

Oh, and portal axles are the the hottest thing since the invention of the schoolgirl outfit.
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clinto
11/05/08

@Mad_Science:

French maid outfit > schoolgirl outfit.

Actually on topic for a moment, are those Jeep wheels 2-piece units like the military combat wheels?
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acarr260
11/05/08

@clinto: Let's get the gals from Jezebel to sign off on this debate!

I'm kind of torn between the two selections, so I'm going to add option #3: No outfit at all...
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Mad_Science
11/05/08

@clinto: Feather dusters gross me out.

And I'm guessing the wheels are standard-issue beadlocks...actual beadlocks, I hope.
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clinto
11/05/08

@Mad_Science: I am ambivalent on feather dusters, but surely there are other cleaning devices that can be used as reasonable accessories.
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Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
11/05/08

@Mad_Science: You know, JC Whitney sells beadlock trim rings. I want a set for my xB, but not for $70.

They would sell them, after all.
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Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
11/05/08

@Mad_Science: The whole schoolgirl thing has a pedophile-fantasy vibe. No thanks.
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Mad_Science
11/06/08

@Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle: I'd say there's a draw-able line between "the girl I never got in highschool" and straight-up pedophilia.

...but that's probably as far as we should go with it on this gawker site.
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Dr. H. F. Danger
11/05/08

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Did you drive that JT Concept to your Reunion?
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