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    We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos

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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    Scissor me! With those doors...
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    He's a professional right?
    (NSFW language)
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    Image of Who's A Toaster!!?? Who's A Toaster!!??
    11/25/09

    @VeeArrrSix:
    That right there made me spit cola over my keyboard. Thanks a bunch!
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    VeeArrrSix promoted this comment Who's A Toaster!!?? was starred Who's A Toaster!!?? was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/25/09

    @VeeArrrSix: aaaand VeeArrrSix also gets a star this week and a heart clicky.

    Now get off my set.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/25/09

    @JC Whitless: Thanks! I never seem to hit that many homeruns but I never stop swinging...
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    BTW, if anyone here hasn't seen Rescue Dawn yet, I recommend it. No Lambos, but there are a couple A-1 Skyraiders and Hueys.

    I say this because I can't actually look at Christian Bale's visage and not see Dieter Dengler.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    I think the classy solution would be the Ford Country Squire. Which is why I have no babes or Lambos.
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    11/25/09


    @mytdawg: Actually I want to recant that. If I were a billionaire playboy I'd want something more like this. And I think we all know by now at least one of the many reasons that I'm not...
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    If that's shame, then I need to be shamed more. I've been a very, very naughty Van, indeed.

    But, as a gentleman, I would have been more than happy to have volunteered to transport one or more of Mr. Wayne's companions. Merely simple courtesy, after all.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    Two seater for the win. Why would you not want two hot chicks squirming for room in the passenger seat?

    My god man.....that alone is enough to keep them from becoming dead hookers in the trunk!
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    11/25/09

    @lilwillie: Well, that and a Lambo doesn't have enough trunk space for dead hookers. You'll have to have someone following behind you to collect the dead ones.
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    JC Whitless promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/25/09

    @Tyson: Pity all these amateurs ruining Jalopnik with lack of deceased escort packing knowledge.

    Your usual crack addled needle tracked receptical of John juice is easily foldable, and with some additional leverage on the middle of the back by a knee or a heavy bat, can actually be folded into thirds and you can stack up to four in the passenger seat, leaving you room for your bat, blue tarp, and chinese takeout on the floor.

    Actually, I just wrote that whole post so I could say "John Juice".

    giggle....snort.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/25/09

    @JC Whitless: That is truly tasteless, vile and funny.

    I think I liked "deceased escort packing knowledge" best. But the Chinese takeout was a nice touch.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    Oh noes he has too many babes for his seats! If I had that problem, and I wish I did. I would throw a bench seat in that thing.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    I finally found the car that would be put to sleep.....the Lamborwienie Espada.
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    Image of RegalRegalia RegalRegalia
    11/25/09

    @skaycog was here: what's wrong with the gentleman's lamborghini?
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/25/09

    @RegalRegalia: I just don't find it appealing. Usually the sounds of a supercar gives me goosebumps. I gotta get goosebumps.
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    Image of RegalRegalia RegalRegalia
    11/25/09

    @skaycog was here: I get how people don't like the Espada, but the noise can be fixed. Of course having headers and nothing else will generally improve the noise of a big motor.
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    11/25/09

    @RegalRegalia: [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/25/09

    @RegalRegalia: Neat video. That's more like it! It even sounded better revving as a V10 with that one carb linkage off. Thanks.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos

    ASCOT FTW
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/25/09


    @JC Whitless: The first thing I thought when I saw the guy with the ascot/handkerchief was "I need one of those"

    Or maybe not...
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/25/09

    @FrankGrimes: I dunno, if one of those gets me two of them, it ain't bad, unless they think I'm one of them, then it ain't worth one of those as I won't get to play with theirs.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/25/09

    @JC Whitless: And if I had one of those I wouldn't need one of these. I would be too busy trying to keep the four of those on the right side of the two of those and wouldn't care if I had two of those. Of course after trying to keep the four of those on the right side of the former two I would need two of those to take to dinner so this one doesn't have to eat alone.

    I tried yours is better way better.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    Just put one in the foot well, if you know what I mean. Booyah.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    11/25/09

    In reply to We Teach Batman How to Ferry Ladies in Lambos
    So that lump in my stomach. That'd be jealousy of the man lying in the field in the bottom picture then.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/25/09

    @ThreeLitre: He appears uninterested in the car or the girl, sooo...
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/25/09

    @mr_dude: It's typecasting. Christian Bale only lusts after himself.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    11/25/09

    @mr_dude: I dont' care about his feeeeeeelings. I would act differently than he is in that situation, I'm just jealous he's in it at all :)
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