Britney Abandons Car On Sunset Boulevard, Lets It Get Towed

30sTowTruck.jpgYou know, it's boring getting a flat tire. That's why Britney Spears, upon discovering that a non-round tire makes for a bumpy ride, simply left the Mercedes where it sat and hitched a ride home in a following paparazzi photographer's vehicle. The police, however, were less than sympathetic about her choice of parking…

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Federline Asks Britney Not to Drive Kids in New Mercedes

We're getting a bit tired of celebrities and their automotive follies, but there's been an interesting twist in the ongoing saga of Britney Spears, cars and K-Fed's surprisingly high level of parenting competency... and we're hypocrites. Possibly after hearing about Britney and her new SL65, K-Fed had the audacity to…

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Britney Spears Charged With Hit-And-Run, Driving Without A License

Britney Spears Charged With Hit-And-Run, Driving Without A LicenseIt's a Yom Kippur celebrity Schadenfreude Saturday here at Jalopnik — first was the news this morning of the smugtastic George Clooney motorcycle crash and now we're hearing Britney Spears has never — ever — been issued a license to drive. Sure, she's been caught by paparazzi driving with her little Feder-spawn in her…

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Mighty Empires Tremble In Aftermath Of Britney Parked-Car Scrape!

Britney_Wreck.jpgAll right, folks, we've got some seriously earth-shattering news for ya: when you hit a parked car, the owner gets upset. Especially when a couple dozen maniacal paparazzi document the entire mess, yet you still don't contact the owner of the parked car. It turns out that Ms. Spears didn't bother to have her people get …

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Britney Spears Is A Little Bit Country, Explains Why She Lets…

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Britney's finally explained her reasoning for driving with Sean Preston on her lap — and we're of the opinion it's not helping her case. In an interview with the NBC Today show yesterday, here's what she had to say:

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Britney Spears Has A New Ride: The Porsche Speedster

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Maybe Brit decided the hassle of figuring out how to mount the baby seat for the Feder-spawn was just too much of a hassle. She's ditched any thought of driving around town with the baby in tow — because she's just picked up a little two-seater — a 356 Porsche Speedster. Let's see her try to jam the baby seat into the …

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'American Inventor' Winner's First Baby Buggy Bubble Sale — Britney…

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American Inventor winner Janusz Liberkowski's got a decent chunk of change to play with after winning the show's $1,000,000 prize for his innovative "new to the world" spherical baby survival seat concept. The seat's definetly innovative — we've no doubt of that — what with it's ability to support a baby's head and neck …

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Britney's Bloopers Force Legislature To Act; Bonus! Spears Slips,…

Britney's Bloopers Force Legislature To Act; Bonus! Spears Slips, Spills Baby Walking To Car

Britney Spears picked a bad day to have another li'l blooper with the baby. The pop singer accidentally bobbled her little Feder-spawn on a New York City street as she walked to her car — baby in one hand, glass of something in the other. The tarty pop star's loose-fitting low-rise jeans snagged on her sandal heel as …

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Britney Spears' Baby Buggy Blunder — Not Illegal, But Still Dumb As…

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Our media-whore obsessed sister site Gawker tipped us to their update on our joint coverage yesterday of Britney Spears' baby seat boondogle. A friend of a friend gave them the low-down that although state law allows a baby of over 20 lbs. to be in a forward-facing baby seat, the American Academy of Pediatrics says it …

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