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tonyola
11/15/09

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Somehow, the grille and bumper treatment on these Spitfires reminds me of a dog carrying around a rather large bone in its mouth. #triumphspitfire
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tonyola
11/15/09

@tonyola:
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87CapriceEstate
11/15/09

@tonyola: That picture is really funny and scary all at the same time. #triumphspitfire
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
11/15/09

@tonyola: NO NOT mess with Tiny. #triumphspitfire
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Novaload
11/15/09

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I don't think I could get my old arthritic ass in one of these but by god I would try. Totally awesome. Just perfect. #triumphspitfire
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
11/15/09

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I don't think you really should have flipped the car on its roof to get some of those close up shots. Those convertible tops always needed all the help they could get. #triumphspitfire
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MechaMunch
11/02/09

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"...threaten him if you need to..."

Way to go, parent of the year--advocating the threatening of a child that isn't yours. Simply awesome.
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AustinMiniMan
11/02/09

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About a year and a half ago, a couple of friends and I were driving my brother's(At that time it was mine before I got the FJ60) Audi A3 2.0T through a subdivision after it had rained quite a bit. The subdivision was completely deserted, so we were just hooning around and speeding through the puddles. Nothing insane, just around 50ish. Well, apparently we went through the wrong puddle in front of the wrong persons house. About a minute went by, and one of my friend's phones rang, and it was his mom. It went something like "Owen, get home immediately. I just got a call from a neighbour and they said you and your friends were car surfing. This is completely inappropriate" or something like that. Well, we went back, and half through laughter explained that car surfing was not in fact "driving through puddle quickly."

Not, apparently... "an illegal stunt performed in public traffic in which passengers of moving vehicles perform various stunts, including hanging out of the car or 'surfing' on the hood (bonnet), trunk (boot) or on the roof of the vehicle while it is in motion. Car surfing has caused several people to be killed during the course of such stunts."

Geesh... these parents need to get two things. Depth perception, a hobby, and urban dictionary. And I'm too lazy to go back and change that to three things having thought of the third, even though this laziness had now been completely mitigated by having to type this explanation. Was this story worth it? Probably not. Oh well. #mgb
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Terence Dennis Sherman III
11/02/09

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Of course, this is why I do much of my hoonage in a '71 super beetle. No one believes that it's going fast. #mgb
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lilwillie
11/02/09

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I am so sick of concerned parent, he lived next to me also. Always such a ass.

Show your face concerned parent, so we can point and laugh #mgb
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KillerBRacer
11/02/09

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(Layin low... don't wanna associate with the wrong crowd...) #mgb
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Vexorg
11/02/09

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My Dad's father was known to be something of a hoon back in his youngrer days (although i'm pretty sure the term "Hoon" was probably many years from entering the lexicon at that point.) The most famous story I have heard of him was back when his father (who would be my great grandfather) owned a Studebaker dealership, and a police officer came in one day and talked about how impressed he was with the Studebaker that my Grandpa was driving. Apparently when the cop was chasing a speeder, my Grandpa blasted by both of them in one of the new Studebakers off the lot. I understand he got himself in a bit of trouble for that one... #mgb
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SpellingNazi
11/01/09

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Ha! Love the letter.. I didn't get anything like this, just several neighbors wanting a "chat" with my parents while I sulked and scoffed (and did retailatory burnouts in front of their homes every opportunity)

That 25 mph community speed limit was too low for anyone with a pulse or half a brain.
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bzr
11/01/09

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Note to self: I have not gotten one of those letters yet. Must drive harder. #mgb
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dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
11/01/09

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That's hilarious. "jack-rabbiting from traffic lights" Oh noes! His garage is freakin amazing as well. #mgb
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duurtlang
11/01/09

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Wow that's one sexy car. With the lowered suspension and chrome bumpers (and black paint) it looks way better then the unattractive 75 MGB shown on the picture on the right. #mgb
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JDickson87
11/01/09

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To his credit, the exhaust really does have a huge effect on passers-by, as I'm sure almost all of us have experienced. When I drive the 944 (not a fast car by any means), people who are walking along the road are often looking back with dirty looks when I crest hills, but I'm going at the speed limit. The dirty looks don't stop, of course, even when it's apparent that there are much faster cars coming the opposite direction, but they're minivans or huge SUVs, so therefore they are immune to "driving fast."

We all know the obvious fact that when it comes to endangering other people, (Focused driver using a Mid 80's sports car with loud exhaust, going the speed limit) (Denali, going 15 over with a quiet exhaust so as not to interrupt the drivers cell phone conversation).

I do wish I got a letter like this when I was 16 though. My name is Jeff- that close enough?
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AustinMiniMan
11/02/09

@JDickson87: Denalis, though, it must be said, are ripe for hooning. Find dirt access road. Realise the fat girl can dance.

Our's now has 202,000 miles, bought new, and still looks amazing. It approached being out familie's favourite car of all time. #mgb
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500wishes
11/01/09

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I love how the paper looks like it has been folded in a ball,
probably has been swished through a garbage can,
than made it's way to be taken as a picture and end up on Jalopnik. #mgb
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