The banner on the left warns Facebookers to "say something smart or we won't let you back." I guess they are now held to a higher standard than the rest of us.
Also all this extra colorful content at the left and bottom is seriously messing up my ADD.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
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I guess they are now held to a higher standard than the rest of us.
Also all this extra colorful content at the left and bottom is seriously messing up my ADD.
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namely, the food there fucking rocks now, they don't make their own cars and there's a fucking heat wave every summer.
Let's try something with verbally foul chefs, failed banks, and the lack of summer water in a country that's synonymous with winter rains.
/I'm not Layabout but geez, people...
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Somewhere, Tony Crook is gnashing what's left of his teeth.
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the what?
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+ Watch video
"It's a Man's Life in the BDA!"
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But with hotter girls and better dental hygiene.
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I don't think we need to rile up Dearthair anymore than I may or may not already have.
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Times have changed
The cars are getting worse
There isn't anything well made
They just break and make us curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame British crumpets and tea?
NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my crappy car
I couldn't afford another with the car shows gone afar
And my boy, Eric, used to tinker with his toys
But he says these bland budget shitboxes bring him no joy
WELL...
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anway.
The British should have wowed us
With a Noble or Lotus or two
Instead must we turn to the Prius
For entertaining the kids and you?
HECK NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey-hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too,
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada, foooor...
The smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!
(apologies to Dearthair)
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They'd have to be French Canadians.