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    Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition

    Drive and Learn: Bridgestone Horse Track Tire Party

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    You're going to be team live blogging this from your mobile electric command post, right?
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    All this time, I thought the problem with the US auto industry was too many starched callers.
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    I wonder if they packed ANGRY EYES just in case they run into the Michelin Man
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    Cognitive Friction was starred Cognitive Friction was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    02/19/09

    @Jo Schmo: Zero-Punctuation is the win.
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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    I don't know, Mrs. Potato Head is looking pretty hot. I'd do her with a little butter, sour cream, and some chives.


    I'm a sad, lonely little man...

     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    Alright, I need 40 feet of 5 foot schedule 40 PVC, and 4 cans of starting ether.


    STAT!

     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    This was actually the Second worst press release. Nobody speaks of the Lay's Olestra incident of '92.


    Poor Potato Head Jr.

    we will all miss him.

     Reply
    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    I'd go to that. Approach with a menacing grin, a handful of chives, and a 5 gallon institutional bucket of sour cream.
     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    Shouldn't this be called "GMC Potatohead" and "Chevy Potatohead"?
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    Speakers' Lyceum, 2:00-4:00
    Dr. and Mrs. Potatohead present a treatise on the US Auto Industry from 2006-2009 entitled "Empty Carbs, Empty Promises"
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/19/09

    @Ash78: Sour grapes?


    Or Sour Cream?

     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @Ash78: Also on tap, former President Jimmy Carter will be discussing Lincoln Logs and their role in affordable housing.
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Mazda Eric Mazda Eric
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    Mr. Potato Head

    (POP!)

    and his Bucket of Parts.

    Buckets of fun for everyone!
     Reply
    Mazda Eric was starred Mazda Eric was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    02/19/09

    @Mazda Eric wants to make sexy time: my friends and i always sang 'ass-load of parts'
     Reply
    günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi was starred günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    At least it's better than Mr. and Mrs. Corolla-head.
     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    Let's play a game!


    It's called "grasping for marketing straws".

     Reply
    acarr260 was starred acarr260 was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    All the ePRS (patent pending) could manage was:


    Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head to visit Chicago.


    We hope you waste your day with us in hopes you win* a Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head.


    *Must be present to win. Must prove Loser citizenship. Pedophiles and Bridgestone employees/families are not eligible to win.

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/19/09

    In reply to Worst Automotive Press Release: Potato Head Edition
    Who "acclaimed" these ads?! I only saw write-ups that made fun of them or just left them out of the Super Bowl ad analysis altogether.
     Reply
    acarr260 was starred acarr260 was unstarred
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