A TwoFer: Opposite Volvo Four-Wheelers in Los Angeles

Director Brett Ratner's Evolve XC90 takes the Hollywood route (did you expect anything less from a hack?) and goes all midnight on our asses. Black, black, everywhere black. Blacker than Huey P. Newton. Blacker than Blackface Jesus. Definitely blacker than Wayne Newton. It quotes Chuck D. It's so black, it's at war… » 1/05/06 11:36pm 1/05/06 11:36pm