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    Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
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    Image of domino domino
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    Kathy Griffin once called Paris Hilton a "horse-antula" because of her gangly limbs and exaggerated runway gait. (Charles, back me up here please darling?)

    I'm surprised they used an artist's rendering, considering how cheaply you can get Paris Hilton.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    What color Fusion would a Brazilian leader drive? Da Silva one!
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    Image of pres pres
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    Creepy but clever.


    I really wouldn't want to see the mash-up for an AWD Exploder. A fat sloth with 4 elephant legs?


    Who wants to tackle this photoshop nightmare?
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    Ok, I've been good all day...



    How many asses does it have?
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    Edited by TimTim at 07/10/09 4:49 PM TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
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    07/10/09

    @TimTim [Minardi]: I needed that.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    I can't wait for the MinoTaurus
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    That's no Fusion. Maybe a hybrid, or a chimera, or some unfabled beast.

    As for scary, better stick with Louise Bourgeois' straight up spider.

    Me, I'll wait for the spyder.
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    Edited by Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet at 07/10/09 4:44 PM Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    It has a V6, therefore it should be an insect, not an arachnid.
    I wonder if it has 1, 2 or 8 horse power?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/10/09

    @Dwegmull, 2.0: Excellent point on the insect vs. arachnid. Why not a cockroach? God knows they are fast and indestructible.
    "Introducing the Ford Roach. Just try to kill it!"
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    07/10/09

    @mr_dude: I see what you did there.
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    Image of RCN8 RCN8
    07/10/09

    @mr_dude: "I for one welcome our new unholy horse-beast overlords."
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    Image of hittatree_p hittatree_p
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    Mustang Spyder?
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    Image of 01NB, now with less 01NB 01NB, now with less 01NB
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    Spider horse


    Spider horse


    Does whatever a spider horse does


    Can he swing


    From a web


    No he cant


    He's a horse


    Look ooouuuttt!!!!


    Here comes the spider horse!!
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    Edited by 01NB, now with less 01NB at 07/10/09 4:29 PM 01NB, now with less 01NB was starred 01NB, now with less 01NB was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    This is a Ford ad? Wow...those Brazilians are pretty far out!
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    07/10/09

    @skaycog - 1000 Club: I saw this ad and thought: There's gotta be an animal grippier than a spider. But then, there isn't.
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    07/10/09

    In reply to Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse
    Maybe now that Maximum Bob is in charge of GM's marketing, the dream of seeing ManBearPig in a Chevy ad can finally come true.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/10/09

    @WilliamG.: But is it worth drawing the wrath of Al Gore?
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    07/11/09

    @Tomsk 1.1:
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