<![CDATA[Jalopnik: booth professionals]]> http://tags.jalopnik.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: booth professionals]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/boothprofessionals http://jalopnik.com/tag/boothprofessionals <![CDATA[Chrysler Models Can't Read]]> Something else on the Chrysler stand other than rocks was this young lady who neglected her schooling in her quest to become a booth professional. Can't she read? It clearly says not to stand there. [Twitter]

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<![CDATA[Conspicuously Modified: The Booth Babes Of SEMA 2009]]> You have to admire the dedication of SEMA's booth professionals. Though there are many jobs in Vegas for a woman with a large chest and a fake smile, they faithfully serve the needs of chrome and carbon fiber.

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<![CDATA[SEMA 2009: Mannequin Is The New "Booth Babe"]]> The aftermarket crowd used to dress up a young, talent-heavy booth professional in a tight n' skimpy outfit to pass out leaflets and smile for the cameras. Then the Carpocalypse hit. Now, sadly, mannequin is the new "booth babe."

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<![CDATA[Why We Wish Subaru Was In NASCAR]]> If Subaru were in NASCAR, we can only hope they'd use the GT300, a 2009 Super GT-ized Legacy B4 offspring, as its "stock car." Also, we'd hope this would be their pit crew. Oh, the car? Yeah, that's below. Sorry.

Here's some vital stats on the Subie super-racer:

Vehicle Length: 4,730 mm
Vehicle Width: 1,920 mm
Vehicle Height: 1,210 mm
Wheelbase: 2,750 mm
Tires: 280-710R18
Engine: 2.0-liter Horizontally-opposed 4-cylinder DOHC turbo gasoline engine
Displacement: 1,994cc
Transmission: 6-speed sequential
Drive: AWD (of course!)
Suspension (front/rear): Double wish-bone suspension










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<![CDATA[Citroën Booth Professional Wardrobe Has Us Stumped]]> One of the many Citroën "hostesses" at Frankfurt poses for photographers, unaware her clothing choice makes her look like a double-amputee.

Photo Credit: THOMAS LOHNES/AFP/Getty Images

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<![CDATA[Rhys Millen Looks, Doesn't Touch]]> No need for a Zapruder-type Obama defense as drift king Rhys Millen's obviously checking out a bikini-clad booth professional in this video earlier this month from Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Hey Rhys, less time looking at flora and fauna, eh?

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<![CDATA[2009 Shanghai Auto Show: Booth Professionals Give Good Fortune]]> The 2009 Shanghai Auto Show featured a ton of copy/paste jobs, but no matter how bad the cars got, there was always a very helpful booth professional there to make it all better.

You can't say the Chinese don't put on a good show regardless of the laughable quality of many of the vehicles on display. Though the quality was sometimes low, the sheer number of cars on display was staggering and for most every car, there was a helpful booth professional there to, well, to stare at you.

Shanghai Booth Professionals: No Copy/Paste Here


Click Here To See The Rest Of Our 2009 Shanghai Auto Show Coverage

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<![CDATA[2009 Seoul Motor Show: Kimchi-Flavored Booth Professionals]]> While everyone's favorite communist leader and crazy man, Kim Jong Il, shoots off missiles satellites from North Korea, South Korea was busy manning the booths of the 2009 Seoul Motor Show.

The South Koreans have proven that they can produce beautiful and unique vehicles and toys in the past couple of years, from deliciously designed Hyundai Genesis Coupes, impressively techy LG phones, cloned dogs and even a freaky Albert Einstein humanoid robot. They also happen to have a higher-than-average-in-quality team of booth professionals to man the ramparts, should the need arise. Take a peak at the gallery below and you'll immediately see what we mean.
(Hat Tip To TheDudeAbides!)

[via Flickr]

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<![CDATA[Geneva Booth Professionals: Swiss Miss Edition]]> The world's most compact capital never fails to impress and this year's Geneva Motor Show managed to cram a few new titillating models onto the show floor. Oh yeah... and the cars were nice too.

The Geneva Motor Show brings a touch of class to the booth professional world; gone are the over-inflated chests and miles and miles of freshly shaven legs, instead replaced with demure yet awe-inspiring young women ever-ready to give you the low down on your car of choice. They do so with a touch of class, an ounce of sweetness and the smell of Altoids, cigarettes and Diet Coke on their breath. Ah, the beloved European Booth Professional — how could we live without thee?

(You can find more 'Booth Professionals' at Autoblog.it.)

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<![CDATA[Booth Professionals Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show]]> Despite the downturn in the auto industry, this year's Detroit Auto Show bore an incredible number of very knowledgeable booth professionals. Yes, they answered our questions, but they also got in some of our pictures.

Seeing as how sales figures and profits of most major automakers took a nose dive in the second half of 2008, we expected the cost savings to be extreme at this year's Detroit Auto Show. Normally the easiest way to cut cost at an auto show, or anywhere for that matter, is to maintain product rollouts and reduce headcount — we expected booth professionals to be at an all time low this year. In fact, the opposite was true, the total number of legitimate new products was down and the number of extremely qualified booth professionals was way up. It's almost as if every automaker wanted booth pro's in our every shot. Seriously, at times it was a real hassle to get clear shots of the cars.

All joking aside though, this years crop of booth workers were really up on their specs and details, they were practically fashionable, walking spreadsheets. It was amazing. Anyway, as is our custom, since we couldn't use the pictures with booth professionals in them for anything else, we've compiled them for you to peruse, should you be interested in such a thing.

Photo Credit: Alex Conley and Wes Tucker

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<![CDATA[The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 Moscow Auto Show]]> While we were at the Detroit Auto Show this week, the folks at EnglishRussia were focused on the 2008 Moscow Auto Show. Apparently, it's the booth professionals they were focusing on. Here's their 55-image gallery.

[via EnglishRussia](Hat tip to Paul and Todd!)







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<![CDATA[The Volkswagen Booth Professionals Of The 1979 São Paulo Auto Show]]> What kind of outfits would you expect Brazilian booth professionals to wear when showing off VW Beetles and Variants at the '79 Salão do Automóvel in São Paulo? How about long flowery dresses, the better to show off the features of the new alcohol-fueled VWs? BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ has unearthed these great photos for us; make the jump to see them all and read his description.




Our time-machine has the dial on 1979, and the location is São Paulo, to be more specific the VW booth at the "Salão do Automóvel"
See how forward thinking we were, a car on ethanol, does that not sound familiar today?
On the other hand the forward thinking stood still with the booth babes they looked more "nun" than "babe", also the air-cooled boxer was a best-seller.
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<![CDATA[The Booth Professionals of the 2008 Guangzhou International Auto Show]]> As a result of covering an auto show or two in our time, we've become veritable connoisseurs regarding the mistresses of motors we lovingly refer to as Booth Professionals. We've brought you delightful displays of debutantes from far away locations such as Geneva, Paris, Las Vegas and Detroit. Apologies for the blurry nature of a few of these pictorials, we've got the shakes from a bit of bad Mu Shu pork.

[ABChina]

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<![CDATA[The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show]]> Two days ago we asked you to pick your choice of "booth professional" using a comparison from last year's SEMA-stained gallery of booth saleswomen from the tire section of the Specialty Equipment Manufacturers Association show to the more conservative flesh-baring of Geneva, Paris and Detroit as our lede. Now, we've put together a bevy of booth professionals from this year's SEMA show for you to find out if your "choice" made the cut. So take a gander — perhaps you'll answer differently after taking a look at this year's batch of tire-selling sales professionals. Or not.

Photo Credit: Dean Chandler

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