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The Indian film industry (not only the justly-celebrated products of the Mumbai-based Bollywood scene) is an endless source of brilliantly absurd thrills. These are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten most awesomely unreal chases, crashes, and craziness to come from India.
From the "latter-day kshatriya warrior" section of the WTF? file comes a parking-lot chase and arrest scene from this year's Bollywood production Singham, which gives an audacious Mahabharata-grade boost to a dated action-flick cliche and looks oddly like the new Hawaii 5-0.
Robot, or Enthiran, is the most expensive Bollywood science fiction film ever created. It manages to combine features of the Matrix, Transformers, I, Robot and basically every other robot film you've ever seen into an explosive orgy of androids.
Hollywood loves a good car chase and has, over the years, created certain conventions that are normally followed. Car chases almost always wind their way through crowded streets, over fruit carts/stands and within inches of certain danger. Apparently, Bollywood has its own car chasing/racing schtick: newsstand instead…