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    Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    In Russia, E36 tastelessly rebodies YOU!*


    *Sorry, but this thread had gone too long without Mr. Smirnoff's schtick.

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Well, now we know where Bangle has a dacha. From which he draws his inspiration.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Oh, and could the shifter look a little more like a penis?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    So what's that loose material behind the steering wheel? Do-it-yourself airbag? Head covering so that no one will recognize you driving this fug mobile?
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    The answer to: What is the inverse of a Bugatti?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards . . . Oh crap, the back end isn't any better!
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Wait, that was a BMW under that crap?
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Better not let this guy see the front end on that thing:


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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    I see one with a fairly tasteful ivory interior, and the one with the carrot barf.


    They made two of these things?

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Those are the worst lines I've seen that weren't waiting for bread.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Just as wrong as the MX5/Morgan copy.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Not convinced by the horse collar grille. They might have better started with an A4.


    The back looks like a front.


    But the sides aren't so bad. At least they've doused the flame-surfacing.

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    If an Alfa Romeo were bitten by a Were-Neon......
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    What a mess, back looks like a front and front looks like a fail.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Also smoking his cigar in the CSRSL: My thoughts exactly. Why does the ass-end have headlights?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    But the E36 is such a pretty car...


    Why would someone do this to one?

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