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    BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction

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    Image of domino domino
    05/30/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    BMW enthusiasts drive 1's with racing stripes and black wheels?
    at least the debadged 1 in my neighborhood isn't all hussied up.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    Anyone else curious why he didn't just go out and by a NAAWZ system?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/29/09

    @Tomsk Яespects the BuЯbeЯЯy BanhammeЯ: By, buy...Miss American Pie...
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    Image of Braff Braff
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    He shifted more than this guy:
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/29/09

    @BrAff: You owe me 4 and a half minutes of my life back.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    Based on the soundtrack, I thought this was going to end with both cars getting smoked by an Alfa Duetto Spider, followed by a perplexed-looking bus ride.
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    Image of HIDGolf HIDGolf
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    there's no turbo, its a 130, not a 135.
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    Image of Ileee Ileee
    05/29/09

    @HIDGolf: And there hides the genius of BMW engines. The wicked intake sound, without the turbo!


    Nothing beats the sound of a Bimmer six cylinder.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/29/09

    @Ileee: AMC 6 cylinder.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/29/09

    @Mad_Science: Grumbling along in 4LO, yes indeedy.


    Now, what flavor of AMC? Would you like that in the Eagle or in a Wrangler?

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    I'm still pissed off that the 1-series was such a disappointment.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/29/09

    @Pete Gaines: I'm even more pissed off that people fell for it.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/29/09

    @Pete Gaines: I guess I missed the reviews on the 1-series, why is it such a disappointment?
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    Image of 1000songs 1000songs
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    Anyone remember when you actually got your hands DIRTY after working on a car instead of getting carpal tunnel syndrome?
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/29/09

    @1000songs: Is that some type of sexual innuendo?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/29/09

    @1000songs: My four-cylinder engine in a V8-sized engine bay agrees with you.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/29/09

    @SetaVampiro: Fill it up with a massive turbo and the requisite piping:

    Biggest turbo I could find on a Volvo motor on short notice...
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    Listening to the bitchy whine of that little engine just sets my teeth on edge.


    V8, or don't bother. Even a bigger flat-four sounds better than that busy little mill snapping and hissing through the turbo. Bleah.

     Reply
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    The one thing they don't tell you is the Jag driver is a 50-something businessman with a cup of coffee, talking on his cell phone, paying no attention to the kid in the Bimmer next to him. And so goes the life of a streetracing punk, a legend in his own mind.


    At the end, I think the Jag is actually parked and empty.

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    Image of domino domino
    05/30/09

    @Ash78: haha, that happens to me quite often. usually it's a ricer.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    A tuner 1 Series hatchback. And I thought people who drove real BMWs were douchebags...
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    Needs more train at the end of the 1/4.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    05/29/09

    @Syrax: and cowbell, definitely more cowbell.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/29/09

    In reply to BMW 130i Tii Short Film Shows Bavarian Addiction
    It's a British vs. German battle. Where have we seen this before?
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    05/29/09

    @Supreme Administrator .357: Lemme tell you how it ends. The Germans get really close, but the Americans come in at the last minute and save the day. The Americans buy the Brits from the Germans then the Indians buy the Brits... wait, I think I got my histories mixed up...
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    Image of 1000songs 1000songs
    05/29/09

    @Supreme Administrator .357: You forgot the parallel universe where the Japanese kick everyone's asses.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/29/09

    @philibuster: Who wanted Jaguar?
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/29/09

    @1000songs: You forgot to factor in the all important Nazi Zombies!
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/29/09

    @philibuster:

    America...

    America...

    America, FUCK YEAH!

    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,

    America, FUCK YEAH!

    Freedom is the only way yeah,

    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,

    America, FUCK YEAH!

    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,

    America, FUCK YEAH!

    What you going to do when we come for you now,

    it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow


    FUCK YEAH!


    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!

    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!

    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!

    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!

    NFL, FUCK, YEAH!

    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!

    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!

    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!


    FUCK YEAH!


    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!

    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!

    Porno, FUCK YEAH!

    Valium, FUCK YEAH!

    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!

    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!

    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!

    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!

    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!

    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)


    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!

    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!

    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!

    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!

    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!

    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!

    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!

    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!

    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!

    Republicans (republicans)

    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

     Reply
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    Image of clinto clinto
    05/29/09

    @Supreme Administrator .357: Oooh, the unfathomable tears of laughter.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/29/09

    @philibuster: So is that WWI or WWII?


    Oh, yeah.

     Reply
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    Image of Fauxhemian Fauxhemian
    05/29/09

    @Supreme Administrator .357: sportsmanship... books...


    (cue masturbatory 80's ballad-metal finale)

     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/29/09

    @Fauxhemian: Sorry, I accidentally left that part out. You Should Shoot me.
     Reply
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