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    The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Ãœber Gallery: The Europeans

    Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!

    Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    After a LOOOONG day of wrenching on the LeMon for Kershaw in ~1 month, we headed inside for some good German grub and a few hours of perusing this w/e's leMons activity. When we stumbled across this E36, teammate Rob (who drives a 525 wagon) exclaimed "That thing's in better shape than my wagon was when I bought it!" Newer, too.


    I did find it refreshing, however, to find that the race was otherwise bereft of modern Sporters of the Roundel. The only other Bimmer to be seen (at least in M. Martin's pictures) was a decrepit-looking 1600/2002, which i thoroughly *heart*.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    That's awesome. Bet that bumper could actually fetch some dough on the interwebs.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    Well, I guess the whole is more than the sum of its parts because abandoned that way, the bumper looks like it could have fallen off an early Firebird.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    Someone should try to cobble together a LeMons car from pieces they pick up on-site when celebrities inevitably crash their cars. I'd call it the "McLamborrera Enzonda."
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    Image of Schweppes - Now with more school work Schweppes - Now with more school work
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    Buy it, break into Eddie Griffin's house and leave the bumper tucked in under his bed sheets?
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    03/01/09

    @Schweppes - Now with more school work:
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/01/09

    @discontinuuity: I hadn't seen that commercial since the Super Bowl last year. Great!
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    Too bad that bumper isn't better to look at. As it is, it really just looks like something you'd find on the side of the 5 freeway.
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    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    My roommate just came up to me and asked, "What can we put on our front porch to get another notice of violation?" (There's an old letter from the city taped to our wall telling the previous tenants to remove an arcade videogame from the porch. We keep it up for laughs.)


    All I had to do was point to the Enzo wing.


    PS: I think we've decided on an old organ, kinda like this one:[denver.craigslist.org]

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    Image of TurboRefrigerator TurboRefrigerator
    03/01/09

    @discontinuuity: a used toilet always works wonders around my neighborhood.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    03/01/09

    @TurboRefrigerator: Dead hooker.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/01/09

    @discontinuuity: If you want another notice ASAP, a flaming couch is a sure fire way to get the job done. ;D


    @TurboRefrigerator: Yes that one works in my neighborhood as well, they seem to like it even less when you fill it with potting soil and plant a sunflower in the bowl (the resulting fine indicated as much to me anyway).

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/01/09

    @discontinuuity: LeMons Racecar...
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    03/01/09

    @discontinuuity: I'm pretty sure there must be an ordinance where you live against leaving your organ exposed on the porch. Unless you reside at The Mustang Ranch of course. Where it's required...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/01/09

    @bpapa9013: I hope you informed 'em that their actions were tantamount to fascism and refused to remove the loo from your yard?
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    03/01/09

    @TurboRefrigerator: He said he wants something "classy." I'm not sure what's classy about an arcade game or an organ, but I suppose any of those things are more classy than a dead hooker or a toilet.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/01/09

    In reply to Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
    Wait, it's that bumper?


    Glad to see it got a BS penalty, 'cause I've never seen a running E36 go for under a grand, regardless of title.


    I take it the grille came from another car he restored?

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/01/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: The Auction listing makes no mention of a salvage title, instead it says that it left active duty due to an inability to pass emissions... which is a far more likely scenario to get it down into LeMons territory in "running" condition.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/01/09

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: Yeah, I noticed that too. Fishy-scented, very much so.


    Even if it wouldn't pass emissions, it's worth an easy grand in parts.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/01/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: Not necessarily to the person selling it. For us, yeah, there's an easy grand to be made there, probably more... for a lot of people it's "in the way" and they want it gone so they sell 'em cheap... that's why there are so many <$500 race cars in the bay area, where I live (where there are no emissions) those cars would be going for $1,200+ easy. Where I live you're lucky to find anything running for <$800, and a lot of the legit LeMons are in better shape than what I share the road with.


    But yeah, the different stories... I smell carp.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/01/09

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: Yeah, that's true - smog testing effectively drives up the price of decent used cars, which is bad for the lower class, but good for LeMons...


    Still, though, something's up.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    In Russia, E36 tastelessly rebodies YOU!*


    *Sorry, but this thread had gone too long without Mr. Smirnoff's schtick.

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Well, now we know where Bangle has a dacha. From which he draws his inspiration.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Oh, and could the shifter look a little more like a penis?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    So what's that loose material behind the steering wheel? Do-it-yourself airbag? Head covering so that no one will recognize you driving this fug mobile?
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    The answer to: What is the inverse of a Bugatti?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards . . . Oh crap, the back end isn't any better!
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/08/08

    In reply to Cardi Body II: The Least Classy BMW 3-Series Ever
    Wait, that was a BMW under that crap?
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