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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08:45 AM

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Why no LS9? That's a fantastic engine. Driven gently, it delivers better fuel mileage in the 'Vette than my Subie ever does. And yes, I drive the Subie gently too. Damn brick.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08:23 AM

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Hyundai's V8 is nice and all, but the pair of cylinders closest to the front of the car don't work and play well with others. They'd rather be in a Chinese car.

    The torque range on the ecoBoost blows me away.
    (Project lead) "I want 350 ft-lbs of torque. Can you do that?"
    (Engineer) "Sure. Where on the rev range do you want it?"
    (Waves indistinctly) "Anywhere."
    (Engineer shrugs) "Okey-dokey."
    Also: +1 for timing chains.

    The VW 2.0 Turbo is a fun engine. I drove it. It drives bigger than it is. Yowzah.

    A Chevy getting 32mpg used to be impressive. Now it's Chevy's sport-cute delivering 32mpg, and it's not as small as the sport-cutes used to be. Frankly, I'm damned impressed. My car won't do that, not even close, and it doesn't make nearly as much power, either.
    Damned impressed.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:13 AM

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    No VQ? Wow...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02:21 AM

    @VeeArrrSix: Hey, you should be happy. There's three VAG engines in there.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    I must protest. 7 of 10 engines on this list wear hats. I detest engine hats. Especially in an article which is advertised as Engin Pr0n.

    DEATH TO ENGINE HATS!
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    Image of Lost in the age of Aerostar Lost in the age of Aerostar
    03:00 AM

    @DoctorNine: +1,000,000

    but then again, was the last time you saw an engine that looked like this one.....
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    03:07 AM

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Or this one.
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    Image of JayBrizzle JayBrizzle
    04:26 AM

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Yeah that was a sweet ass engine.
    Manufacturer: Yamaha Motor Corporation
    Production: 1989–1995
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    Image of rickerbr rickerbr
    06:14 AM

    @DoctorNine: Actually at least 9/10, both of the VW 4 Cyls have hats, just not pictured with them. The air filter box in in the hat for the 2.0T.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07:16 AM

    @DoctorNine: I may have to pick up the DEATH TO ENGINE HATS! battle cry.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07:24 AM

    @rickerbr: Yeah, but like all GOOD pr0n artistes, they had the sense to REMOVE them before the photo shoot...
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07:25 AM

    @JayBrizzle: Makes you feel all squiggly inside, doesn't it?
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07:34 AM

    @Maymar: Come the revolution.. etc.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08:31 AM

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: I was hoping someone would post that. You open the hood and find...a nest of mating metal snakes! Who wouldn't want that in the engine room? Animal lust, harnessed for your personal use!
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    Image of Frisco Fairlane500 Frisco Fairlane500
    10:41 AM

    @DoctorNine: When did designers and the public start saying "Like, eeeew, engines are GROSS! Can you like, cover that hideous thing up with a giant flat slab of pretty plastic?"

    Or is there some reason that manufacturers want it to seem like a total mystery as to what is powering the car? "Hey, what's under there? DONT LOOK! It's a genie and he is f*cking angry."

    Dear car makers: I (we) think engines look cool and we would like to see them. Nobody likes your stupid plastic covers, so stop putting them on. What, is this the victorian era of underhood design? Next thing you know there will just be another hood under the hood when you open the hood.
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    A Prius hybrid mill is not "engineporn". It's more like engine abstinence
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12:47 AM

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: More like deterrent, not just abstinence.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Anyone who buys a 3-series with an engine other than the diesel is sick in the head? Those are strong words when, by most accounts, the pairing of gas I6s (remember, one's twin-turboed) and the M's V8 are pretty stellar engines, and you can get it with a stick. I mean, as an engine, BMW's diesel makes me weak in the knees (425lb-ft can do strong things to me, especially at 23/36mpg), but the way you have to take it isn't perfect. Now, there's no other engine you should take in an X5 (although you shouldn't take an X5).

    I am disappointed in the ecoweenieism that picked the naturally aspirated Ecotec over the direct injected turbocharged version (which also makes more power and torque than VW's equivalent).
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:12 AM

    @Maymar: Not to really disagree with you as the I6 and the I6 TT are absolutely stellar... but a friend of mine just picked up a 335d and took me for a drive recently. The way the torque pushes you back in the seat is mind numbing...
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07:04 AM

    @VeeArrrSix: Like I said, I agree, it's a fantastic engine, and I don't dispute its place on this list. I'm just disputing the idea that there's something wrong with picking any of the other engines the 3-series offers - although, I would completely rock a diesel 3 with a 6-speed (I'd take a smaller engine if I had to).
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Regarding the S4 powerplant, "... this things a monster." Do you moonlight for Ford PR? I only kid, Ben.

    As for the list, it's not bad (not great, either) although no hybrid makes my list and no way Hyundai makes the world's best V8.

    Now that Subie has solved that pesky banjo bolt issue, I'm thrilled to see their pancake's on the menu.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    01:14 AM

    @Alfisted: Mmmmmmm... pancakes.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Remember when this list used be about all-around good performance and engineering? When stuff like Buick's 3800, Cadillac's Northstar and the Nissan VQ series made the list every year?

    I'm not sure when Ward's fell victim to the same eco-weenie crap that's taking over the whole fucking world, but I'm sure as hell am not happy about it. I love turbo-fours, diesels and direct injection as much as anybody, I don't know how much longer I can deal with all this plug-in-hybrid, evil man-made carbon emissions will kill us all bullshit that's progressively destroying the car hobby I so dearly love.
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    Image of spuy767 spuy767
    12/09/09

    I'm pissed because I love the VQ and the 3800.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face promoted this comment spuy767 was starred spuy767 was unstarred
    Image of Jono Jono
    12/09/09

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: All the best cars have already been made, and no one can take them away from us.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face promoted this comment Edited by Jono at 12/09/09 11:07 PM Jono was starred Jono was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    12/09/09

    @spuy767: I know! How couldn't you? The VQ just keeps getting better and better. It's equally brilliant in FWD Altimas, the Z car and luxury Infinitis.

    And the 3800, despite being a 40+ year old pushrod, it was easily one of, if not the best V6s on the market up until 2002-2003 or so. 200 horsepower (24o w/supercharger!) and 30 MPG on regular unleaded seemed unbelievable in the '90s, but Buick pulled it off. It wasn't until Nissan and Honda started one-upping each other that the 3800 finally stopped being competitive (and I can't believe GM tried replacing it with that "High Feature" garbage). Still, there's plenty of recent-vintage, 3800-equipped big GM sedans that make good beater highway cruisers. Not bad for a once-unloved, uneven-firing, sawed-off Fireball V8.
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    12/09/09

    @Jono: While I agree with you on the former, Cash for Clunkers proved they sure as hell can take them away.
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    Image of Jono Jono
    12:15 AM

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Here in Australia our clunkers may clunk on with impunity, so where the bloody hell are ya!
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:16 AM

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: I sadly sold my Grandma's Park Avenue Ultra for like 3k a few years back at her behest. I drove it for a few weeks and could not believe the combo of power and great mileage. The same things that I love about the VR6 are the same things I loved about the Super 38.
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Wow, the Ford hybrid mill makes a net 191hp? That's better than I thought. I need to test one of those.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/08/09

    In reply to Be a Ninja Star with a $10,000 1991 BMW M5!
    First of all, I cannot believe that there are 399 Jalopniks out there who wouldn't take this in a heart beat.

    Secondly, the clear blinker lenses in front have gotta go - makes this thoroughbred look like any old beat up and "tuned" 525i out in Staten Island.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Be a Ninja Star with a $10,000 1991 BMW M5!
    This is one of the best kept examples I have seen. Great price.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/07/09

    In reply to 24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Season Awards: BMW Takes Constructor Champion Prize!
    Murilee's right, of course--ideally, we'd have an algorithm that offset the high BMW finishes with the crappy ones, all while handicapping by the number of total BMW entries. On that note, there was one Renault entered in all 2009 races, and it ran for at least two laps. I think if we had an algorithm, Renault would have been the season champion. If we had an algorithm.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/07/09

    In reply to Be a Ninja Star with a $10,000 1991 BMW M5!
    Definitely a nice price for a nice example.

    *Shameless self-promotion alert*

    Here's some further reading on the subject: [www.examiner.com]
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/07/09

    In reply to Be a Ninja Star with a $10,000 1991 BMW M5!
    I said nice price. What the hell.
    Although with the boot lid up, it looks Oldsmobiley. Plus "M-ty" my wallet is the win.
    You could do a lot worse for 10 large.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    12/07/09

    In reply to Be a Ninja Star with a $10,000 1991 BMW M5!
    I love these things. Definitely one of my favorite BMWs ever. By the way, the turbine vs. ninja wheels are actually interchangeable covers. I actually kinda like the basic non-covered wheels more.
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