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    Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    I might consider it if it was just thirty thousand euros for the entire trucks. But that's just the upgrade, so...


    ...crack pipe.


    (Though not quite as much of one if you can talk them into leaving off those hideous bumpers. And doing it to a 3-series.)

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    Wie geht's, Hund? Ich habe gehoeren, das du siehst wie douchebag aus gern, so wir haben eine Dusche in deinem Wagen gesetzt, damit du duschen waehrend du dousche kannst!


    I wrote it freehand and the babelfish is hilarious.


    Like geht' s, dog? I have belong, whom you see like douchebag out gladly, thus we a shower in your car set, so that you shower during you dousche can!

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Ash78: lets see...
    Yo dawg I heard you like to look like a douchebag so we installed a douche in your car so you can douche while you douche?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/16/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: Pretty much. I was playing the American use of "douche" with the German cognate for shower.


    Also, I'm very tired today and worn out. I bought new tires this morning and it just took it out of me (the waiting an hour AND the reluctant spending of $600). But damn, those Potenzas sure are nice.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Ash78: MMMMMM tasty, tasty Potenzas..../drool
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/16/09

    @Ash78: When I busted my CV joint some months ago the bastards thought it prudent to put Goodyear fuckin' Integrities on my front wheels. Grr.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    Lipstick on a pig...
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    I still say mudders and rocky mountain pinstriping would go a long way in the form/function department.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    Front bumper design by Seth MacFarlane
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    Yo dawg! I heard you like vents! So I put some vents in your vents and now you can look like you've wasted your money while you're wasting your money!


    /played out but I don't care

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    At Hartage we want to make the impossible possible. You said we couldn't make the X6 any uglier. We have made it so ugly that if you look at it straight ahead for more than 3 seconds, you will go permanently blind. 5 of our staff have already gone blind, and since we don't have company wide health insurance, they have to pay for eye operations.


    WARNING Hartage is not responsible for any retina or cornea damage sustained while looking at our product.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: At least it doesn't cause GeigerCars levels of murder-suicides in people.


    What better way to reduce human population than to ruin both the Gulf AND Martini liveries with Hummers?




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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Pessimipopotamus is off to the LB Grand Prix: "Honey, let me borrow your Mace." "AAHHH, ok that's better."
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    Image of Danimal Danimal
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    That is an awful body kit.


    Almost as bad as this one...


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @Fourstring85: Are you saying the bodykit makes it look better?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    Senor Hartge Mortgage says "get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dream"
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/16/09

    @Ash78: Bad credit? No credit? No probalo!
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    Their rims are one of the best in the business. Their body kits, one of the worse.
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    Image of wookie1901 wookie1901
    04/16/09

    @Syrax: I don't know man, those rims are pretty homely too.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/16/09

    @wookie1901: Well, they're no elegant. They're nice. If you want elegant nice you have to stick to Alpinas:
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/16/09

    @Syrax: That reminds me a lot of the OZ Superleggera, a very nice wheel. Looks good on almost any car.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    @Syrax: @Ash78: Great minds think alike.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    In reply to Hartge BMW X6 Does Diesel Performance, Horrific Body Kit
    When I glanced over the thumbnail, I saw a stretched image of Hyundai Tiburon. True story.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/16/09

    @Pessimipopotamus is off to the LB Grand Prix: Right there with ya...


    I liked it better then too...


    Ahhh... good times... those 3 seconds...

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