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    BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    "PAS"?


    PAß auf!

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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    It end up looking like this:
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    11/05/08

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - now also back on two-stroke: If it runs on the souls of dead orphans, I think I could get into it...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    I await the inevitible BMW minivan/convertible/camino mashup with baited breath.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    Progressive Activity Sedan makes it sound like it lives in a van, down by the river.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    11/05/08

    @graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: Or that it could be linked to Bill Ayers...
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    Notice the initials are PAS, which gets you well on the way to spelling PASSIVE. I think that's appropriate.


    If we name it more descriptively, Passive Inactivity Sedan, we find ourselves phonetically finished spelling PISS, which is even more appropriate.


    Thank you, BMW, for making it easy. Now I can get back to being passive.

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    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    Pimpdaddy's next ride, conveniently provided with factory bullet holes.
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    Image of Murph5000 Murph5000
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    I hope the next hatchback has 8 doors with a fastback look so they can still call it a coupe...what, that's Mercedes job.
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    11/05/08

    @Murph5000: I still can't get over Merc calling a van a crossover...
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    I'm surprized that they call it a sedan. Didn't BMW decide that anything with a sloping rear glass is a coupe, regardless of the number of doors?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    They're clearly speedholes, people!
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    BMW's offerings are like playing Password or Pictionary or Taboo with a complete idiot. You're tying to get them to draw or say "wagon," but they just won't do it.
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    Image of c0de c0de
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    no fender vents ?


    seriously, BMW should be taking cars OFF it's line rather than adding.. can they dilute the brand some more ? maybe add an ASS (Amphibious Activity Sedan) ?

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    11/05/08

    @c0de: okay that doesn't spell like ASS.. but it's still to early. PLEASE PROVIDE AN EDIT BUTTON
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/05/08

    @c0de: "Not affiliated with the human ass"
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    11/05/08

    @Ash78: I'm an A.S.S.

    Application Support Specialist...


    I still think everyone from HR snickers behind their back at everyone in my dept whenever they see us. BASTARDS!

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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/05/08

    In reply to BMW Progressive Activity Sedan Spotted Again With Buick Ventiports
    I wonder what the Conservative Activity Sedan would consist of.


    "Honey, I can't find NPR on the radio. Weird. And how come the nav system keeps giving me directions based on churches? ABORT. ABORT. Not working."

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/05/08

    @Ash78: The Nav system sounds like Bruce Willis' mother from The Fifth Element: "Drive slowa, Herman. What's wrong wit you, you wanna kill someone? Here, look, I'm gonna use the Blue Teeth system thing here, where's your mutha's phone numba? There. Look, I'm gonna call your mutha and tell her you're driving too fast. What do you think she's gonna say?"
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