Until a Bentley breaks through the wall of Saks Fifth Avenue, this BMW careening into a flagship furniture store in SoHo will be the most luxurious crash in New York City this year.

This is Great Jones Street in Manhattan. On the north side of the street, all the cars always park perpendicular to the curb. Except for this BMW, naturally.

There's been a lot of talk that Audi has replaced BMW for the car of choice for America's douchebags. This BMW M3 provides evidence to the contrary.

Jon Buna, 31, managed to sever his own left foot at the ankle while recklessly driving his BMW in a Livermore, CA parking lot last week. He was later arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. Insult, meet injury.

When confronted with a twelve-wheeled dump truck coming the other way on a typically narrow side street in Montreal, this BMW driver expects the dump truck to back up and let her through. Not gonna happen, lady.

Here is a BMW parked in Germantown, Maryland, spotted by a Jalopnik reader. It has no handicapped placard, and yet it is parked across not one, but two handicapped spaces. Classy.

A leaked document has revealed that the asshattery of BMW drivers may be more than coincidence. Failing to use turn signals, cutting off other drivers, tailgating, flipping the bird and other affronts to road civility have become indelibly associated with the Bavarian Marque. Why? According to the document, it's all…

From reader Lucas, "This guy wanted to budge in front of me for gas so bad (from the opposite direction) that he pulled up with the tank on the wrong side." Little does Lucas know, that's BMW's recommended fueling procedure.