This is about as close to an official BMW pickup as we've seen for a very long time - a GMC Envoy XUV. Wait, no, that's not right.
BMW didn't bring anything shocking to Geneva, but we can report that the 3-Series GT still looks much better than its predecessor, the 5-Series GT. That good. So in case you're looking for a 3-Series with a bit more space and a much larger ass, this is for you.