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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    Huh- I thought the Pontiac Grand Am had been discontinued.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    As long as it handles like a proper BMW, I'm...


    ...oh, yeah, fuck it then.

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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    Do I detect a little of the boat-hull styling of the 1600 in that high gunwale line encircling the deck? I hope so, and I hope the sketch grows into it and takes on some more of his father's characteristics. This DUKW has a long way to go before it becomes a swan.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    Group me with the "shocked if it happens", and with the "even more shocked if it makes it to the states".


    For the last 10 years, manufacturers have been showing us awesome, then running awesome through the focus groups until it comes out mangled crap. The only exceptions to this are put at rediculous price points where very few can afford them.

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    03/17/09

    @ReverendDexter: and that, Virginia, is why focus groups must die.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    Personally, I'd love to have a 135i, but that's because I already have a 2002 in the garage.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    2002 tii and 135i were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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    03/17/09

    @Cognitive Friction: Fortunately I work at an office products distributor, paper towels and screen wipes are cheap and abundant.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    You know what they say about not saying something only empowers said thing? Just say it: SS! Quit this Esse esse thing.
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    Image of SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R)
    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    I hope the front end doesn't look anything like the front end in that drawing, that's far worse than anything Bangle dreamed-up. I can't tell what the hell is going on with those headlights, and just because they're round doesn't make them retro. As for 'eye-brow' turn signals? WtF? Quick name a eye-brow-turn-signal wearin' auto?

    ... wait for it...

    Aztek!

    YUK!
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    03/17/09

    @SlowMo: Apparently Bangle wanted to make sure that he was the best designer, he only hired designers worse than him and they are the only ones left.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    03/17/09

    @SlowMo: But...but...


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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    03/17/09

    @SlowMo: Er...


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    Image of Clay Davis Clay Davis
    03/17/09

    @SlowMo: I hope it looks exactly like that. The Bangle hating needs to stop, because current Bimmers are way better than the boxes on wheels that we used to have. The eyebrows might be the headlights, with giant fogs.


    And taking retro cues doesn't mean remaking the old car. If that car was in showrooms I'd buy it yesterday.


    Also, just because something was ruined by bean counters and non-designers on one car doesn't mean it'll fail on everything else.


    I'd love to see the design you'd come up with, and no you can't just use the old car.

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    Image of SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R)
    03/17/09

    @Clay Davis: I actually like a lot of the Bangle cars

    /ducks


    I just know that many of the commenters around here love to pile the hate on anything he is/was associated with so to say that something is worse than Bangle is a great insult in the Jalopnoverse.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/17/09

    @SlowMo: I like the E90. And the E66.
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    Image of ConnorW ConnorW
    03/17/09

    @Clay Davis: "Because current Bimmers are way better than the boxes on wheels that we used to have"


    Are you trolling? By boxes on wheels you aren't referring to the E46, E39, E38, E36, E34, E30, E28, E24, E21, E12, E9, are you? Try and imagine yourself 50 years from now looking back at the BMW time line, how do you explain the era when Bangle took over?


    BMW's teutonic design language was conservative, clean, coldly precise, etc. and that's why I loved them. I don't hate Bangle's designs, I actually like some of them, I just hate that he had to use BMW as the platform to launch them into the world. I liked BMW just the way it was, Mercedes would have been a much better fit for Bangle.

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    03/17/09

    @SlowMo: I hated the Bangle designs before I came to Jalopnik, and now that I'm here, I continue to admit that I like the 3-series and I wouldn't mind a 5er estate and I loooove the Z4.


    It isn't really a rallying thing, it's more like... Bangle styles vehicles controversially. A lot of people are vocal about hating them, but last I checked they're still selling BMWs all over the place, so.

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    03/17/09

    @ConnorW: But at the time, E38 and E39 was considered too conservative. After Bangle they went from a small - yes, small - manufacturer to a world player.

    "I liked BMW just the way it was, Mercedes would have been a much better fit for Bangle."

    That's my main problem with Bangle. At that time, BMW couldn't afford to do risky designs. Mercedes could. But because of those designs they're where they are today.
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    03/18/09

    @ConnorW:

    Are you trolling? By boxes on wheels you aren't referring to the E46, E39, E38, E36, E34, E30, E28, E24, E21, E12, E9, are you? Try and imagine yourself 50 years from now looking back at the BMW time line, how do you explain the era when Bangle took over?


    The E46, E38, E39 were styled after Bangle took over.

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    Image of ConnorW ConnorW
    03/18/09

    @MR42HH: It was my understanding that these designs were already in development when Bangle took over, and it wasn't until the next generation that he could steer the design from ground up.
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    03/18/09

    @ConnorW: His first full BMW was the E53 - X5.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    At least you don't have to see the goofy hatch:

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/17/09

    @Syrax: But...but I want to see the goofy hatch! And touch it! And drive it!
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    03/17/09

    @SirNotAppearing: I thought it looked good from pics, but seeing it is a total different thing.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    03/17/09

    @Syrax: Yeah, the hatch is very strangely proportioned.


    I actually like the looks of the 1-coupe, but the ones I do see (and there aren't many) are driven by bleach-blonde hoebags who could drive through a brick wall at any moment.


    On top of that, again, it's way too close to the 3 in price and weight. A relatively economical yet fun to drive 1 would be perfect.

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    Image of MR42HH MR42HH
    03/18/09

    @SirNotAppearing:

    I like the hatch enough to have one. Couldn't rock the coupe.


    What's bad looking about that?

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    03/18/09

    @MR42HH: I like it in principle, but it looks like it's melted a bit.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    The Ultimate Misleading Machine.


    It will never be the ripped-and-raw 2002. Those glorious days of elbows-out driving are gone.

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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    Dare to dream. First we have to hope that this is true. Second, we have to hope that it works and the model sells well enough to convince other makes to follow suit.
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    03/17/09

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    Give us the neue Neue Klasse!
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    03/17/09

    @OG_: Jawohl!
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    03/17/09

    @OG_:
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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    I'll believe it when I see it.


    The 1-Series, while full of awesome in turbocharged guise, missed the E30-ish point by being a piggy and too close to the 3.

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    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    May go retro and lose weight? So, what you're saying is, it might also go more Bangle and pork up?


    I expect the second option.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/09/09

    In reply to Princess Beatrice Leaves Keys In BMW, Theif Nabs From Under Police Escort's Nose
    Please fix the typo, Wes. It's right there on the front page where any stranger can see it.
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    01/10/09

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Why? his name is not Theif?
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