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  • blog hoonage

    Get Your Daily Dose of Emotion, Right Here

    • This little trick will come in handy the next time your wife's about to get mugged in an empty parking lot. [Scrollin' On] More »
    05/02/07
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    Comment by nytmare: That panic-button disable trick doesn't work on my Honda fob which uses pressure buttons :( more » | Other threads

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    That New Car Stench

    • Such a sense of entitlement for someone who drive illegally for over three years. [fefyfomanna] More »
    05/01/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Up In Your Business, Selling Your Stuff

    • He's naked, and he means business. [Mouse Print] More »
    04/30/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    It's! Friday!

    • It's just another day in fantasy league world - football, baseball and now, FoMoCo. Word. [KickingTires] More »
    04/27/07
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    Blog Hoonage: Grab Bag Goodness

    • The data on long-term roadtests is inaccurate. [TrueDelta] More »
    04/26/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by lascauxcaveman: And I'm guessing one third of your colleagues thought you were making a homo joke, one third thought you were... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Beginnings, Middles, Ends

    • It's kinda sorta starting to bother us that the progress of our workweek is now gauged by Bullrun updates. [THOWoPAVM] More »
    04/25/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by danio3834: Great...another amateur bench racer who fancies himself an auto analyst. For the record...Toyota still builds dishwasher dull cars. Its just... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Nostalgia, What?

    • This guy knows how to remove scratches from his paintwork, but thinks that a tarped-up mule is an over-the-top way to prevent sratches in the first place. [Wise Bread] More »
    04/24/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by Seth L: The one with the spikes needs to be in production, pronto: http://nowstalgia.blogspot.com/2007/04/imagination-of-craz... 'Early Afternoon' It's still morning here! I protest this obvious... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Varietal Headcases

    • Michael Bay defends/explains his decision-making process to Transformer fans; is okay with the fact that some will never be satisfied. We're not, but whatevs. [Transformers Liva Action Movie Blog] More »
    04/23/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by NatefromOgden: I've a car related blog post today- http://wasted_electr Its got big cars, pretty girls, teen romance and legal action!... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Friday's The Last Day Of The Week, Right?

    • The Xbox kids are losing their shit over the completed Forza 2 car list - as well they should be. [Xbox 360 Fanboy] More »
    04/20/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by danio3834: One guy on the FanBoy site said it. The list is light on Fords, specifically Mustang variants. I... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: You See What Happens, Larry?

    • Everything you didn't miss on Tuesday's episode of Bullrun. [THOWoPAVM] More »
    04/19/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by NoneMoreBlack: You are being very un-Dude, Dude. more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: The Games People Play

    • We'll take "Selling Your Car To A Random Stranger" for 200, Alex. (See also: This can't end well.) [Steven Rubio's Online Life] More »
    04/17/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: Oopsy, Daisy

    • The passive-aggressive way to seek revenge against a driver who's done you wrong? Posting his ugly mug in the internet, of course. [Advice Goddess] More »
    04/16/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by kfdave: Jeez,that kid's whining 'cause his car got towed for expired tags?"I lost the letter".Cheeeerist!I have two cars,a pickup and a... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Interactions of Various Kinds

    • Video bonus: a solar car, birthed by some high school kids, and looks like a Hummer. [TreeHugger] More »
    04/13/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by lascauxcaveman: "• It's simple, really - don't buy a car from your in-laws. " And really, really don't pour cold water into... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Actual vs. Fonetikuhl Rantings

    • It's just like The Devil Wears Prada, only about a car, funnier and more believable.[Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds] More »
    04/12/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by dculberson: It's not blue!! I knew there would be an issuE!!!! Stop being so impertienent! more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Hacks and Hacks

    • Wednesday! Bullrun wrap-up! [The Highly Official Weblog of Phillip A.V. McCarthy] More »
    04/11/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by KarlOnSea: jeremyc - you're confusing me with my cousins Ben D'Ouvre, and Phil McKavitie. more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Repo This, Mofo

    • We can see how a tow truck driver can mistake a 1999 Audi for a 2001 Saab. Seriously. [Equal Time Radio] More »
    04/10/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by hypnotoad: Maybe you should pass that story about the bozo repo company that hooked up an Audi in lieu of a... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Capitalism, Yo

    • The world's most holy and expensive VW Golf is up for sale at Golden Palace. For charity, obvs. [wayodd] More »
    04/09/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: This Isn't Getting Any Easier

    • It's time for IdiotsAskMetaFilter! This week: the noisy Camry car alarm. Can it be silenced? [Metafilter] More »
    04/06/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: Save Your Marriage And The Environment

    • Sharing is caring. [Treehugger] More »
    04/04/07
    223
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    By Davey G. Johnson

    Comment by lascauxcaveman: @78TLC: Don't get me started on the a/c thing. I had to ride from Hilo to Kona (90+ and... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Wow, People Are So Sensitive These Days

    • Remember the kid with the exploding Saturn? Guess what? He's still driving a Saturn. [More »
    04/03/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by San Jeppu: Not to sure what you are trying to say..I mean is it or is it not. Anyhow I know I am... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: How To Get The Ladies To Have The Sex With You. Or Not.

    • Scott Adams weighs in on the X Foundation prize, hybrid cars, and Leo Dicaprio's inevitably infected penis. [The Dilbert Blog] More »
    04/02/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: Pointless Equations; Realizations

    • Deer = dumbasses. [Big Buck Zone] More »
    03/30/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: Delusions of Grandeur

    • What happens when software programmers stop focusing on precision and start taking acid? Bruce, the yak. That's what. (Ed. — if you're confused, read all the way until the end.) [Ultimind.net] More »
    03/29/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by iamjames: oh and if you don't believe me about being a Maddox wannabe just read her FAQs. from her FAQs: 1.... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Ask And You Shall Receive (Something)

    • You know a series is totally worthless when blog posts about it are inherently more entertaining than the show itself. [The Highly Official Weblog of Phillip A.V. McCarthy] More »
    03/28/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: Democratic Problem Solving

    • This week's MetaFilter gem: dude loses his Saab key in one of two dumpsters; questions morality behind hiring the homeless to dumpster-dive for it. [MetaFilter] More »
    03/27/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by dculberson: iamjames: Yes, I completely agree with you. I just turned 30 (sigh) and I've owned 32 cars so far,... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Life-Altering Informations

    • Aussie drivers are, as Pink would say, hazards to themselves. [The Legal Soapbox] More »
    03/26/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by lascauxcaveman: Did I mention the I'm an insufferably smug, pain in the ass bastard? I've even been known to use the word... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: On The Outside, Looking In

    • He's been watching Bullrun so we you don't have to. [The Highly Official Weblog of Phillip A.V. McCarthy] More »
    03/23/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by Al Navarro: Speaking of Bull Run...I tried to watch that show the other night. I would rather watch a full season... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: International Tour Edition

    • Further proof that you can't trust a car dealership to do anything - including the proper transfer of title and tags from your old vehicle to your new one. [Ramblings from the outside of nowhere] More »
    03/22/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: Mixed Messages

    • The existence of an urban parking fairy makes us all warm and fuzzy and gooey inside. [Pink Slip Blog] More »
    03/21/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: DIY, And Miscellaneous Other Options

    • The red flag should have been thrown right about the "one of the dealer flunkies 'backed it into something in the car wash or something'" point, yes? No? [salguod.net] More »
    03/20/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by salguod: In hindsight, yes, the red flag should have been thrown. However, the discount I got meant the difference between a... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Your Daily Dose Of Heterohomoeroticism

    • Note to self: replace lids on paint containers BEFORE getting in car accident. [the Daily Irrelevant] More »
    03/19/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by jeremyc: re: the Tiptronic doofus- lol Cruisin' USA. Watch out dude, there's no nitro-fueled wheelies if you keep hitting the gas... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Deuces, etc.

    • You never forget your first love. [The Thing] More »
    03/16/07
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    By Ray Wert
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    Blog Hoonage: This Title Has Nothing To Do With The Links That Follow

    • Being environmentally conscious is going to cost you. Especially when your offspring guilt trips you later on for destroying their planet. [The Vail Trail] More »
    03/15/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by imoody: Oh, but it does, by referencing those very links. more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Unsolicited Advice

    • Advice on how to operate a moving vehicle. From a cyclist. [CycleDog] More »
    03/14/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by jeremyc: I think the karma train missed a stop. more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Clearly, This Is All Your Fault

    • Saving the planet is as easy as blaming everyone else. [Blah, Blah! Technology] More »
    03/13/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by dculberson: Wellll... that and, it's not unlikely that his car was at the timing belt and water pump service point. ... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Answers To All Your Burning Questions

    • Love you some El Dorado? Buy one that has been loved by the Dandy Warhols and support a starving musician. [Jonathan Ramsay] More »
    03/12/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by Turboner: I have to admit, the Goonies was my favorite movie made by either of the "Cory"s. Except for maybe... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: It's What We Like To Call A "Slow Fade"

    • The folks at NUMMI get around their alleged "no-layoff" policy by slowing down their Tacoma production line about 20 percent. [Treough] More »
    03/09/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by jeremyc: Ok, that homeless story reminds me of a similar thing that happened to me. One night, a group of us were... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Google Maps In Your Car Will Help You Go Far

    • People who do stupid things when working on their cars deserve stupid injuries. [Carcraft] More »
    03/08/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by lascauxcaveman: Old toothbrush and any shop hand cleaner, like Goop. Or any cleaner that will cut grease, like dishsoap. Gasoline not... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: The Future Is Looking A Little Bleak

    • Okay, we get it. You grew up in a small town, were the first and only Shiny Black Mustang owner in your small town, and you thought that driving drunk around your small town in your Shiny Black Mustang was okay, at the time. We also get that you may be a total fucking moron and should never be allowed to own a Shiny Black Mustang again. [Itchy Blog] More »
    03/07/07
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    By Ray Wert

    Comment by Xman: Actually that drifting can be done in a full sized STi with the diff set all the way back, maybe... more » | Other threads

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    Blog Hoonage: Tuesday is Art and Stupidity Appreciation Day

    • A little dirt on the back of a Mini can actually be quite beautiful. [Motoring Fun] More »
    03/06/07
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    By Ray Wert
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