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    Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level

    Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    needs a better soundtrack:
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    06/02/09

    @drive_thru_disorder: I think we've found the very definition of "chav."
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    How irresponsible of him to release all that mercury vapor and carbon dioxide. Will someone please think of how Mother Earth feels before doing something like this again?
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    06/01/09

    @Untidy Cousin It: "Mother Earth"? PLEASE be kidding.
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    06/02/09

    @brickyard: Yes, hippie bashing via sarcasm is a popular hobby among the commenters. Although seriously, no one likes having retarded kids from inhaling a bunch of mercury.
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    I think the real trick here is making the new Impreza look cool. That said, over use of slo-mo and the flatbill with the paintball gun (wtf?) kind of ruined it for me.


    Let me guess - in the next one he jumps a shark tank.

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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    Whenever I see the word gymkhana I think of gymkata, the movie that changed my life:
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    06/01/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: I always think of gunkata, from the movie that convinced me to stop taking my meds.



    Sorry for the terrible music.
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    06/01/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: thank god that village had a community pummel horse or that dude would have been fucked large!
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    06/01/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: seriously, i saw that movie when i was like 8 and it was awesome!


    1:28 and i had to stop - i would have pissed myself

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    06/01/09

    @Untidy Cousin It: equilibrium did rock though...
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    I wish I had a:
    - Port of Los Angeles
    - highly modified Subaru WRX STI
    - bunch of water balloons
    - bunch of fluorscent bulbs
    - manniquin
    - guy with a paintball gun
    - bunch of explosives


    and nothing better to do. That would be pretty sweet.

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    06/01/09

    @Jimal: I want a Port of Los Angeles too!
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    I tried doing that in my rental car while on vacation last week. The wife was not pleased, but that's not really what stopped me. The old people gave me death-ray glares, but that's not what stopped me, either. No, the only thing that kept me from doing that was the gutless Pontiac Vibe-rator I had. Seriously, that thing sucked.
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    06/01/09

    @engineerd: My parents recently bought a new Vibe. It took approx. 30 hours before it became nicknamed the Vibrator.


    Gutless indeed Sir.

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    06/01/09

    @VonPinto: But my father is redeeming that purchase with the aquisition of a 2000 Miata just today...


    The cars may now need to be renamed to Epic and Fail.

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    06/01/09

    @VonPinto: Epic and Fail! I love it!


    @LamerX - Reverse donuts on your lawn!: It was either that or a Dodge Caliber. I was hoping the Vibe-rator would be a little better. Wrong. Cheap materials inside, the road noise was pumped through a loudspeaker into the cabin, and a gutless engine. It sucked.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    Redonkulous and I love it!
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    For a moment, I thought this was the old video of me taking my driving test.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    I know this isn't relevant, but the word "infomercial" set me off. I just learned about the following video late last week--it's a remix of the Slap Chop kitchen utensil commercial featuring Vince of ShamWow fame. I thought it was very well done.



    + Watch video
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    06/01/09

    @Ash78:

    Cock Shot
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Ken Block’s Gymkhana Sequel Takes Hooning To New Level
    What an amateur. You should see me after a few drinks.
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    06/01/09

    @.357: I bet you're on your back
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    06/01/09

    @JamesHunt: No comment.
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    06/01/09

    @.357: You don't try and get the ladies drunk, they try and get you drunk.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    @JamesHunt: I just have that kind of charm.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    What does Gnarls Barkley dressed up like Walter and the Dude have to do with this?
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    05/13/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: If you only knew...
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Why not rally the Fiesta?


    Pussy.

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    05/13/09

    @stoke: Let see you drive it across the country while keeping a smile on your face. It's a great city car - not so much a freeway friend.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    If you get chained to a tree, you know, so it won't be cut down, say hi to Marc for me.


    Crazy conservationists, chaining people to trees.

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    05/13/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: But I thought that was a Dick-Cheney-approved method of torture?
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    05/13/09

    @jodark: Only if they cut the tree down, while you're still chained to it.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Let's see if this will work. I suspect it won't.


    Our Promenading Performer has been playing Oregon Trail for the last few days, using Jalopnik screen names as the names of people in his party. So I ended up with a photo on my facebook of a Oregon Trail screen-cap, reading, "DEARTHAIR has a fever", followed by "DEARTHAIR has died."

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    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: No, the image won't work. Strolling Player, post your Ray Wort one!!
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    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: You know I have never played Oregon Trail. Even when I was a kid. Never.
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    05/13/09

    @Hung Wei Lo in my Dodge Nitro: I thought I hadn't, but now, apparently, I have. And I died.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Everybody dies.
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    05/13/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Everybody poops, too.
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    05/13/09

    @Rock517: Only if they eat.
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    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Maybe I need to try and play it. I'm assuming it's on the interweb?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @Hung Wei Lo in my Dodge Nitro: There's an online version, I believe. You can also play it on Facebook. The Facebook one is fun because if your friends are playing too you can steal supplies from them.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Pack flannel.
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    05/13/09

    @Graverobber: Those are wise words, Mr. Robber.
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