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RoninianHoon
02/07/09

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A glove was missing on the right hand, The new black stig is a white guy.
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Novaload
02/05/09

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Good vs. Evil Stig, Matter vs. Anti-Matter, Yin vs. Yang--the balance is restored, Grasshopper.
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Ryan Parkinson
02/05/09

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There can only be one Stig, just like the highlander, now the Black and White stig must battle each other in the streets of New York
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
02/05/09

@Ryan Parkinson: Or Vancouver dressed up as Paris.
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MushyHeirloom
02/05/09

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It's been too long. He's glad to be back.
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
02/05/09

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Ah, yes. I see the world united by a rainbow of Stigs, lapping in perfect harmony.
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Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
02/05/09

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Does this mean there is still hope for Natalie Wood??
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Six Flags Over Tomsk
02/05/09

@Bento has a new picture of the Dacia Sandero: *golf clap*
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engineerd
02/05/09

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Apparently the BBC had complaints that its lineup was not diverse enough and that the killing off of the original Black Stig did irreparable harm to the BBC's image among the UK's African-British community.

Bowing to pressure, the BBC is bringing back the Black Stig. In true British form, though, the White Stig will be promoted to Feudal Lord Stig.
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fisheater
02/05/09

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This totally ruins my theory. I always thought that Black Stig actually drove aircraft carrier to battle the Balrog and later came back as the White Stig.
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A Pimp Named DaveR
02/05/09

@fisheater: You're close -- he's now the Stig of Many Colors, and he's raising an army of Honda hybrids that will ultimately be defeated by sentient trees and two Richard Hammonds...
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Elhigh
02/05/09

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Wasn't the Black Stig first played by Wayne Brady?

Who's gonna be the Pink Stig? I hope she's hot.
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Elhigh
02/05/09

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Under the helmet, this one is only black on the left side.

Why was he walking under the water?
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
02/05/09

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This could have turned out so differently, if only he'd been driving a Lotus Esprit. But I', I mean I'm down with a black Stig. After all, the Pope's Polish.
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Six Flags Over Tomsk
02/05/09

@Van Sarockin: The last one was, but the current one's German. The Pope, I mean.
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Triborough
02/06/09

@Van Sarockin: The current Pope probably invaded Poland at some point.
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
02/06/09

@Triborough: Close enough, right?
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Jo Schmo
02/05/09

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Actually that is just Charlie Sheen reprising his role in The Wraith 2.

A small desert town has been harassed for months by a gang of Nissan GT-R fanboys, but so far no one has done anything to stop them. One day, a ghostly black car shows up, challenging members of the group to race, then killing them one by one. Neither the gang nor the police can catch the car or its driver, but some investigating into the gang's past may reveal just who's behind all this.
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Ben Wojdyla
02/05/09

@Jo Schmo *Corpse Tetris Champion 97-98: I'm sad to admit I've seen this movie. Suspension of disbelief reaches its most difficult when they pop the hood.
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Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
02/05/09

@Ben Wojdyla: Well that...and the fact its an 80's dodge kicking eveyones ass
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Graverobber
02/05/09

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Lest we forget the non-driving member of the quorum: Jack Stig.

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SirNotAppearing
02/05/09

@graverobber: Southwestern Assemblies of God University Edi...: Didn't you hear? Jack got run over by a bus or something.
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MushyHeirloom
02/05/09

@SirNotAppearing: Now he's Jack Stiggington.
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Mad_Science
02/05/09

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So either ball-getting guy is really tall or Black Stig is like 5'2".
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Triborough
02/05/09

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Here is the Whois record for the domain

Registrant:

Stylemode Data Ltd

Rose Cottage Stortford Rd

Bishop's Stortford

CM22 7DL

UK

Domain name: blackstigback.com

Created on: 2009-01-31

Expires on: 2010-01-31

Administrative contact:

Easily Limited

3rd Floor, Prospero House

241 Borough High Street

London

SE1 1GA

UK

+44.8704589450

+44.8704589458

Technical contact:

Easily Limited

3rd Floor, Prospero House

241 Borough High Street

London

SE1 1GA

UK

+44.8704589450

+44.8704589458

Domain name servers:

dns0.easily.co.uk 213.161.76.87

dns1.easily.co.uk 217.206.221.213
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SirNotAppearing
02/05/09

@Triborough: I need socials (or UK equivalent) and mothers' maiden names.
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discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
02/05/09

@Triborough: Between the internet-speak and the Brit-speak, I didn't understand a word of that.
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