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Which Alternative Fuel Are You Most Excited About?
We've been talking an awful lot for the past few days about Honda's FCX Clarity. OK, fine — I've been talking a lot about it. Still, I filled up my car today to the tune of $3.56 a gallon — which is whack — and those numbers don't look like they are headed down any time soon. Oil is over $100 a barrel. The UN says that global warming is about to start torturing poor people. Game theorists are predicting that $7 a gas will lead to the end of society as we know it. That said, what are you putting your faith into? Is internal combustion still the way to go? Batteries? Alien tech? Bicycles? What? I've swallowed the Clarity Kool-Aid, just so you all know. Go Hindenburg.
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Scoopy Scoop Scoop! Bio-Diesel Boffins Lovecraft Expanding to Ten More Cities
Our source, who we'll just call Deep Pelvis, hipped us that Lovecraft Biofuels is going nationwide. Details are sketchy, 'cause Deep Pelvis cares as much about cars as OJ does about finding the real killer. But here's what we know for certain; "They're opening up ten stores, one in Seattle, and Portland... uh, Houston. I'll tell you the rest tomorrow." Following that bombshell we learned, "The chick that opened up all the American Apparel stores — she's putting it all together." And there you have it. So, if you happen to live in one of the three cities mentioned (or, like, Chicago, possibly) dust off that M-B 300D Wagon filled with all your old high school junk that's rotting away peacefully in your folks' garage and covert it to run on french fry grease. Why the hell not? And yes, that's Donita Sparks from L7 and her Lovecraft Biofuel conversion. No, she's not Deep Pelvis. Remember Jalopniks, you read it here first. More »
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