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    Image of Hookey Hookey
    09/10/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    Are you sure the pole dancer ones are in London? That looks like Paris to me.
     Reply
    Franzouse promoted this comment Hookey was starred Hookey was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    09/11/09

    @Hookey: it's Paris, the header one is one the Boulevard Rochechouart. Good catch!
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    I saw this ad yesterday where this girl, actually it might not have been an ad. Anyway it was on fleshbot.
     Reply
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements

    "The rim of the goal forms a ring around another sort of goal with a ring around it."

    I'm sorry...you brought it on yourself.
     Reply
    area_educator promoted this comment Dhillaz 2.0 was starred Dhillaz 2.0 was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    It's been made to look like someone vandalized it by cracking holes where the nipples go

    It's a British bus shelter! I would have assumed vandalism before all else.

    The neds (chavs, scallies) ruin everyone else's fun.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    Was there a set of headlights with #7?

    While probably too risque for some people in the US, these ads are, for the most part, pretty clever.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09


    @engineerd: I can't show you the girl's set of headlights, but I can show you a car's nice set of headlights. You understand?
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: Does this mean your preference for the Ford GT's headlights has shifted? Because I think that photo just changed my mind again.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: Haha...they're MINI, but perky!
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: No, my mind has not changed. I couldn't find a Ford GT with boobs. Believe me, I looked!
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09


    @engineerd: This is Mini, Mr. engineerd. ;)
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: If I ever find a Ford GT with boobs, I will marry it.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: If I could only photoshop, I'd make you eat those words.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: That's mini and beautiful. Mmmmmm....

    Also, I second Deartháir's assertion that if I could find a Ford GT with boobs I would marry it. I can't even think about that without getting tingly.
     Reply
    Edited by engineerd at 09/09/09 3:30 PM engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @engineerd: Okay...is that 2 Ford GT's with 2 boobs, or 2 Ford GT's with 4 boobs, or is it 2 Ford GT's with 6 boobs?
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: 2 Ford GTs with 6 boobs, except 2 of those are my moobs.
     Reply
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    Image of abgwin abgwin
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    why does the kid bleed out of his eyebrows? i mean, i get the bleeding tears bit... i guess.. but the brows escape me.
     Reply
    J_Frank_Parnell promoted this comment abgwin was starred abgwin was unstarred
    Image of J_Frank_Parnell J_Frank_Parnell
    09/09/09

    @abgwin: Cause in an accident his head might hit the dashboard or windshield and split open?
     Reply
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    Image of abgwin abgwin
    09/09/09

    @J_Frank_Parnell: dunno. maybe pair it with the basketball hoop for a brow piercing place?
     Reply
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    Tom of Finland should have gotten an honorable mention
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    It's posts like these that really make me shake my head in amazement. Ads like these are commonplace.

    Virtually every bus stop in Vancouver or Edmonton seems to have an ad for La Senza or la Vie en Rose featuring a girl in next-to-no clothes. Are you saying they're NOT common in the 'States? But that's one of the few simple joys in life! ICBC always has graphic injury billboards encouraging us to drive carefully. And they distract drivers so much I think they run the risk of making us drive worse.

    Are Americans really so uptight that they'd be offended by a bit of boob 'n' bum??
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Yes we are. AFA would lynch the media companies if they get a whiff of any shenanigans.
    [action.afa.net]
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    Edited by FTGDWolverineEdition'09 at 09/09/09 1:13 PM FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of wojo wojo
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Wow! You really haven't been to America, have you?
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment wojo was starred wojo was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @wojo-the newly visible man-ardi: awesome comment, great job!: I've tried my best to avoid it. This is why. No boobies? No bums? What? Greatest nation in the world. Pfft.
     Reply
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    Image of wojo wojo
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: It gets worse-Ralph Nader is still alive and even has an interview in the new Car and Driver. FYI-he hasn't changed a bit!
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @wojo-the newly visible man-ardi: awesome comment, great job!: What's a RalphNader?

    Seriously, I have no idea, I've never heard of it.
     Reply
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    Image of wojo wojo
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: It's an old troll who's life's mission is to keep everyone from having any fun!
     Reply
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    Image of Saxon 212 Saxon 212
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    # 8 is not London, that's Paris.
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    Formerlythegreatestdriver promoted this comment Saxon 212 was starred Saxon 212 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements

    I'm not sure what the advertisement is on these ass pants, but I bet none of you guys care what it says.
     Reply
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: Lemmee look real hard for a few minutes...still looking.

    Actually, these are not nearly as offensive as the ass billboards. I've seen less clothing at the beach. It's just the yellow pants highlight what's not there.
     Reply
    skaycog - Game On! promoted this comment Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was starred Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: Must be something on the front of the gals. Those too guys seem to be more interested in that direction.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: You want offensive? Not from me...I just embarrassed myself in my image search.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: See, it's stuff like this that got you that star.
     Reply
    skaycog - Game On! promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: Actually that just seems really CLassless.

    Sorry, that pun was terrible. Buy seriously. If you're going to use tits 'n' ass for advertising, it should at least be classy.
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: You guys are so easy.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    09/09/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: I think they'd be more interested if there were something NOT on the front of the gals.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Bare ass and classy don't go together in my mind. How about if the girls were wearing ass formals? Would that be classy?
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: Any regular reader of this site is not likely to be offended by what appears on its proverbial pages. The classy argument is viable just for the sake of having SOME semblence of propriety. Everyone knows where to find the sleaze if they desire. Some of it just doesn't have a place on billboards. There are signs outside of town that scream Topless! Topless! Topless! We all get the picture, the kids included. That part of it is inappropriate. We may be stuffy Americans at times, but I wouldn't like to see a giant ass dumping sewage on my local signage.
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    skaycog - Game On! promoted this comment Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was starred Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: I can't agree with that. All the La Senza ads I mentioned above are classy, and some feature bare bums. Or even -- ::GASP!!:: -- a nipple!!

    It's about treating the naked body with admiration and respect, not like it's a carnival sideshow.

    "Titty titty titty!! Yeeeehaw!!"
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: I agree...and I want to stay in the category of good taste.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: But didn't you call my photo classless?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/09/09

    @skaycog - Game On!: No, I called the advertising campaign classless. Not because of the bare bums, but because of how they were utilized.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/09/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Uh, oh! Your accent threw me.
     Reply
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements

    Why is it NSFW if it's out open on the damn street?
     Reply
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    09/09/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Because being at work turns some people into scowling puritans.
     Reply
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    09/09/09

    @John Krewson: No shit! Going to the UK on biz trip definitely widened my horizons a bit. The girl sitting next to me at work was having some food and reading some newspaper at lunch openly which had a full blown top less girl. And no one around seemed to blink.

    My jaw on the other hand was on the floor. She even turned over to me and asked if something was wrong? Never saw so much nudity in regular newspapers before. Same story everyday on the tube too everyday on my week long stay there.
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/09/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: A rare example of something Britain got right and we didn't.
     Reply
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
    A thousand Priests in America just went outside and looked around. Then realized they've all ready made everyone afraid of sex so they went back in to see how the choir boys are holding up.
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/09/09

    In reply to Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements

    Appropos of nothing except that these remind me of this Vaseline ad that cracks me up.
     Reply
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    Image of Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!
    09/09/09

    @Alfisted: I don't get it

    wait...

    ಠ_ಠ
     Reply
    B1663R promoted this comment Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was starred Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was unstarred
    Image of willyolio willyolio
    09/09/09


    @Alfisted: vaseline? i'm absolutely sure that was a sex lube ad. someone probably just photoshopped vaseline in there because they don't know what lube is (i pity their partner, if they have one.)
     Reply
    Alfisted promoted this comment willyolio was starred willyolio was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/09/09

    @willyolio: Don't be chafed by the erroneous attribution.
     Reply
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    09/09/09

    @Alfisted:
    Just let it slide....
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    Armand promoted this comment Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/09/09

    @Tiberiuswise: Hahahaha.
     Reply
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