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Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers

Ben Wojdyla — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:40:00 EST

A Washington man doesn't like coffee shops with scantily clad baristas, so he's staking the establishments out and then encouraging boycotts of businesses if one of their employees patronizes while driving a company car. Grade A, 100%, jerk.

The shops in question are in Snohomish County, Washington, just on the north side of Seattle, and serve coffee while providing eye-candy with bikini-wearing lady baristas. The ~~stalker~~ concerned citizen doesn't like this, thinks its crude and disgusting and offensive and probably hates puppies and the American flag too. Accordingly, he's set about surveilling these establishments, which have been spreading due to popularity and competition, and reporting on his cute little website any instances of a company owned vehicle pulling up for a fresh cup of joe, then he advocating a wholesale boycott of those companies. We're pretty certain the term "asshat" isn't derogatory enough. [KOMONews]

Photo credit Nykola

Bikini Car Wash For Hybrids Only

Matt Hardigree — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Women we're told are "models" from the Angry Green Girls website took their militant hottie environmental agenda to the streets yesterday, washing only hybrid cars in LA. Hybrid pics you'll actually want to see below the jump.

We're fairly sure at least one VW Jetta TDI owner drove by swearing to himself.

Photo Credit For All Photos: GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/GETTY IMAGES

The Greeks Get That Bikinis Are The Key To Selling Econoboxes

Matt Hardigree — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:15:00 EDT

Though fairly pedestrian by most standards, this humorous Greek ad for the Chevrolet Matiz hatchback is, by American carmaker standards, too hot for TV. It's just a girl in a bikini suggestively washing a car, but the implication of sex means running afoul of any number of conservative family groups that get a hard-on every time they have something to boycott or complain about. Completely safe-for-work unless you work at the Family Research Council. [YouTube via CarScoop]