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    Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers

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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    11/13/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    You know, I drive by these places every day on my commute... only reason I don't stop is the coffee hasn't been very good... but the view is great... from this buttmunch's website:

    BLOG: (comming soon)Enter your comments and testimonies of what you have witnessed. (please note comments are approved before they are posted)

    Guess they won't be letting any of us post :-\ #bikini
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    This actually has shenanigans potential.

    How much do you reckon it'll cost to whip up some magnetic signs with some outrageous company names and slap them on in full view of this guy.

    Anyone know what the names of the companies the Top Gear Boys put on their BMW Diesel race-car? #bikini
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    11/13/09


    @cesariojpn: #bikini
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    11/13/09

    @Uncle Bo: Thats good, but I need the full names to ensure complete stealth shenanigans. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Why is it that uptight conservatives are so concerned with what others do? FFS, it's a free country. Why doesn't he boycott smoking cigarettes in public or something? #bikini
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Yet in Sydney this week we had a city street full of people wearing bikinis and budgie-smugglers (Speedo swimmers) only causing offence in a humorous way when men with too much body hair join in on the near naked fun.

    What causes me offence and stirs the required ire to cause offence (as you're about to read) is these teetotaling nanny-state conservative god cunts who are concerned with taking the fun out of life. Why doesn't someone tell concerned citizen to FUCK OFF and stick an 800psi air-hose up his arse? #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Quick, someone photoshop me a "Save the Bikini Baristas" T-Shirt with the above picture on it! #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    He could always, you know, go to Starbucks. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    This bud is for you... asshole #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    I work by this stand. She farks that way every day. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    "Accordingly, he's set about surveilling these establishments". Sounds just like hiding in plain sight. I would surveil them too. #bikini
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    I just hope there won't be too much milk in my macchiato. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers

    I find nothing wrong with bikini-clad baristas. I bet the shop owner has seen a rise in his profits.

    This is a coffee shop in Portland, Oregon. #bikini
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    11/12/09


    @skaycog: #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @skaycog: Kent, WA dude!
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    11/12/09

    @skaycog: Where? I live in Portland, and my wife loves coffee and tatas :) #bikini
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    11/13/09

    @nosotros213001: My source, KATU TV (Ch 2), quoted that the Bikini Coffee Company is on Southwest Fifth Avenue in downtown Portland, Oregon. #bikini
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    11/13/09

    @Turboner: The Bikini Coffee Company, on Southwest Fifth Avenue in downtown Portland. Enjoy! ;) #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    i'm not complaining about the uniforms... but that has got to be a major work-place safety issue...

    such brave, brave women. #bikini
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    Image of MrYuck MrYuck
    11/12/09

    @günter macbeetle
    I'd be more impressed if they were frying bacon. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @MrYuck: you, sir, have given me a new business idea..... indianapolis can never have enough bacon-joints... investors here i come with a business plan! #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    I think we should go out of our way to patronize any business that he lists on his website. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Let's see...doesn't like bikini-clad baristas. Humm....perhaps he likes buff men in tight shorts instead?

    In any case, what a douche bag. Someone clearly has a lot of time on his hands... #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @QADude: i would like to suggest that is probably not the only thing in his hands.... #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: ew. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @Fat Tire: what? i was thinking tea, or alfalfa-sprout extract.... where is your mind and why is this gutter clogged? #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: still ewwwww. #bikini
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    Image of Mr.Anansi Mr.Anansi
    11/13/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: Do you think he drives a Nitro? #bikini
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    11/13/09

    @Mr.Anansi: yes i do.. i mean i think he does. i certainly don't drive a nitro. nor would i lodge this complaint.. #bikini
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    This is shameful behavior. The world needs more "sexy coffee". #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @Alfisted: Everyone knows that "coffee" and "bikinis" are inseparable.

    Aren't they? #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @TR3-A: They are now! #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @TR3-A: Not many people complain about a full cup. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @jip1080: Damn, I wish I'd said that! Good one!

    I was going to try for a joke including cream and sugar but I decided against it. I'm old and easily embarrassed. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @jip1080: This is way better that that other thing about girls and cups that I saw on the Intertoobz. #bikini
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