Jalopnik Late-Night: Racist, Sexist Jesus-Freak Douchebag Has World's Funniest Pro Honky Drunk Driving Site

As a man once known as Samuel Clemens said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." Still, we love the paranoid delusional ramblings of a crazy man sitting in his mother's attic registering his hate throughout the world via the power and glory of teh internets. I mean, how funny is;