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    Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/24/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    I can tell you, as a law-abiding cyclist, that this sort of situation is why there's a nice grassy space beside the sidewalk.

    I might use the road anyway, honestly. It's wide and slow enough. #bicycling
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    Image of Straight6er Straight6er
    10/24/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Just recently some guy rode his bike off the sidewalk, crossed infront of my car (all without shoulder checking) and stopped right at the intersection i needed to go through. I got a glare when i had the audacity to honk at him #bicycling
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment Straight6er was starred Straight6er was unstarred
    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    at least its not on the road.. i hate when people on bikes are on the road #bicycling
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    Image of bangernomics bangernomics
    10/24/09

    @stevecmh: Why? More bikes, less cars, more road for the rest of us #bicycling
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    Image of nollid51 nollid51
    10/24/09

    @bangernomics: I agree. More motorcycles, less bicycles, more room on the road. #bicycling
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Reminds me of the traffic lights in Pensacola, which are mounted to giant posts. The posts are maybe 18-24" in diameter and are planted dead-center of the sidewalk, within ten feet of the handicap ramp from the street. How is it that they require truncated domes on those ramps for handicapped people, but don't allow them access around their own friggin light posts without running into the grass or traffic? #bicycling
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    That's just a chalk outline of a guy who THOUGHT that was the bicycle lane. #bicycling
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists

    This one better describes how most people view bikers in my area. #bicycling
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Poles: Ur doing it wrong. #bicycling
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists

    I live in an old town. #bicycling
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    10/23/09

    @skaycog: Speaking of Patrick McGoohan...that's the Village, isn't it? "Be seeing you." #bicycling
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    skaycog promoted this comment Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was starred Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/23/09

    @Timtoolman, going ASH: Okey dokey! #bicycling
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    George, George, George on a ten-speed.
    'Watch out for that-'
    *BONG*
    'Pole.' #bicycling
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    So only Poles on bikes can use that lane? Isn't that racist? #bicycling
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    Image of petersterncan petersterncan
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    That looks like a bike lane designed by Jeremy Clarkson... #bicycling
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    This is reminiscent of the "traffic calming schemes" I've seen on UK roads before. Where most of the US just uses speed bumps to slow people down (only those who care about their suspensions), British towns will actually put an entire curb/chicane out into the road, forcing a two-lane road into a single lane where you're forced to stop and yield until it's clear. Very odd, but seemingly effective. #bicycling
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/23/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is:

    You'd think "road humps" (I've never seen them humping, thankfully) would slow more people with near-zero-percent sidewall height down, but they don't.

    There is an in-city advantage to long suspension travel and high-aspect ratio tires.

    With as much attention as is paid on US roads, I can see periodic one-lane traffic resulting in a 5,000% increase in head-on collisions. Hell, people can't figure stop signs out! #bicycling
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    10/23/09

    @send lawyers, guns, and money: or a 5000% increase in traffic jams because people don't know how to merge. #bicycling
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    send lawyers, guns, and money promoted this comment BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/23/09

    @BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom:

    Whadda talkin' about?

    The right way to do it is obviously go up to where the lane ends, stop, and shake your fist at passing traffic not writing you an invitation to let your stoopid-ass in. #bicycling
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/23/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: There's a chicane not too far from my house. I don't think it's working like they intended. I see it as more of a challenge than a speed deterrent. #bicycling
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    Image of SmaartAasSaabr SmaartAasSaabr
    10/23/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: Effective?

    DO I LOOK CALMER NOW?! #bicycling
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment SmaartAasSaabr was starred SmaartAasSaabr was unstarred
    Image of bangernomics bangernomics
    10/24/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: They are and far less annoying than the Everest sized road humps that Edinburgh City Council seems to think are essential on most roads.

    We also have cycle paths that randomly stop and one that is marked on different sides of the road depending which end you start from, very confusing. #bicycling
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/24/09

    @bangernomics: Don't get me started on the added complexity due to 'oh, we need a tram'. Actually, I don't feel like walking a block out of my way because you want to wave your cock around in Glasgow's direction. You already know you're better, so piss off and fix the road already.

    I'm glad I never drove over there. #bicycling
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    This is actually the cover art from the UK-only release of Pavement's Greatest Hits. #bicycling
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    10/23/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: You know you're making it real hard for us to miss you. #bicycling
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    10/23/09

    @PowerTryp forever Minardi: I wish I knew how to quit this place. #bicycling
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/24/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: Have you attended JA? Heard they had an excellent 12 step program. #bicycling
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Classic. Happens all the time. I once made a movie about area streetscape, and a friend who's in a wheelchair gamely showed all of the spots where he couldn't fit through, or the potholes would tip him over, lack of curb cuts, etc. Made a powerful statement.

    Here, it looks like there were too many bikes sharing the sidewalk with pedestrians, so they decided to allocate some room to each. Just a few kinks still to be worked out.

    BTW, if you walk on a bike path in Germany, you will definitely be yelled at, and possible hit. Bikes only, verstand? #bicycling
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    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Aren't shared path bike lanes usually closer to the road? #bicycling
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/23/09

    @jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms:

    Ah, but look at the road traffic....

    The bicycles have their handlebars on the wrong side, too.

    /peeves me something fierce people can't seem to use road logic while walking or using doors #bicycling
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