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    Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One

    Honda Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator

    Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists

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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/24/09

    In reply to Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
    Wow. I mean, ow. Somebody, say "ow."
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/24/09

    In reply to Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
    I enjoyed this. Seriously. Not crappy or cheesy. It makes riding a bike and using that rack a positive instead of a negative if it was done crappily, And this is a Public Service Announcement! Multi-billion dollar corporations could learn from this.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    11/24/09

    In reply to Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
    Rolling on the AC Transit in Oaktown Yo with my Scraper Bike
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    Image of MaWeiTao MaWeiTao
    11/24/09

    In reply to Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
    Americans really have a knack for being tacky.
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    Image of Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
    11/24/09

    In reply to Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
    Sorry, but it just isn't as good as this:
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    günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi promoted this comment Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy was starred Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/24/09

    @Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: i have a sudden urge to go to a market, flea market... montgomery.. "it's just like a mini-mall."
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/24/09

    @Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy:

    Hey, hey...

    It's just like a mini-mall.

    He reminds me of Fat Albert.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    11/24/09

    @Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: nothing can beat the red house though
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/24/09

    In reply to Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
    Who would win in a fight, love on a plate or love in an elevator?
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/24/09

    @mr_dude: Hot sex on a platter...
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    11/24/09

    In reply to Honda Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator
    The power of really stupid dreams.
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    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/23/09

    In reply to Honda Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator
    so... less training wheels, more "rider's ed"? do you have to have a bike license in japan? do they have to register bikes? hmm...

    also, are they going to allow open source programs to run on it? i could seriously go for some zombie-apocalypse biking games......
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/23/09

    In reply to Honda Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator
    Possibly the most fun looking thing Honda has come up with in awhile. Congrats, guys.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    In reply to Honda Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator
    Paperboy was one of the coolest arcade games of my teenage years.

    Never got particularly good at it, but still, it was fun.
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    Image of blueplate blueplate
    11/23/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Atari really had it going on in the late '80s. I think they used the same technology for 720° and STUN Runner. Now, if Honda would build a STUN Runner simulator, I'd pay a dollar for that ride.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment blueplate was starred blueplate was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    @blueplate: Yeah, 720...I remember playing some of that, too, but the bees kept fuckin' up my boardin'.
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    Image of MyDinnerWithAndreDawson MyDinnerWithAndreDawson
    11/23/09

    @blueplate: SKATE OR DIE!

    ah memories
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/23/09


    @MyDinnerWithAndreDawson: Memories indeed...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/24/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    I can tell you, as a law-abiding cyclist, that this sort of situation is why there's a nice grassy space beside the sidewalk.

    I might use the road anyway, honestly. It's wide and slow enough. #bicycling
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    Image of Straight6er Straight6er
    10/24/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Just recently some guy rode his bike off the sidewalk, crossed infront of my car (all without shoulder checking) and stopped right at the intersection i needed to go through. I got a glare when i had the audacity to honk at him #bicycling
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    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    at least its not on the road.. i hate when people on bikes are on the road #bicycling
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    Image of bangernomics bangernomics
    10/24/09

    @stevecmh: Why? More bikes, less cars, more road for the rest of us #bicycling
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    Image of nollid51 nollid51
    10/24/09

    @bangernomics: I agree. More motorcycles, less bicycles, more room on the road. #bicycling
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    Reminds me of the traffic lights in Pensacola, which are mounted to giant posts. The posts are maybe 18-24" in diameter and are planted dead-center of the sidewalk, within ten feet of the handicap ramp from the street. How is it that they require truncated domes on those ramps for handicapped people, but don't allow them access around their own friggin light posts without running into the grass or traffic? #bicycling
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/23/09

    In reply to Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
    That's just a chalk outline of a guy who THOUGHT that was the bicycle lane. #bicycling
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