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    Image of skierpage skierpage
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    You can buy the current B Class in Canada for CDN $29,900!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    First World luxury cars, Third World taxicabs, and upper-middle-class minivans. Outside of Toyota/Nissan in their home market, who else could pull that off?
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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    Make a B63 AMG and it'd be interesting. Ooh, or a B65 AMG! Just don't ask me how to shoehorn a V12 biturbo into that thing. I'll leave that to the engineers.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    10/09/09

    @Jagvar: Who really needs a back seat or trunk space anyways?
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    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    Pontiac vibe-like you say?

    i'm more partial to a Toyota Matrix-ishy styling thanks.
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    Image of MR42HH MR42HH
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    At least the current B-Class is unique: A tall, roomy hatchback that somehow manages to squeeze a E-Class sized interior into a Golf-sized exterior. That's the reason for the excellent sales numbers. This new one: meh.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    We're not getting it anyway, right?

    We'll I say keep it the way it is. Let the Europeans drive it. I'm tired of being jealous of the offerings they have over there. Their super diesels, their multiple turbo offerings.

    Now I won't be as jealous. When I talk to relatives and they tell me how wonderful a certain new car is, I'll just say: Yes, but what about the new Mercedes B-Class?

    They will have no choice but to shut-up.
    Thank you Mercedes, unless you plan on shipping it here- don't, please.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    The 'marriage of equals' planted some unholy seed, and the harvest has begun.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    Are 5 door hatchback buyers really looking for a Mercedes? Somehow I doubt Mazda3, VW Golf, WRX buyers are going to cross shop this.
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    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    "The requested article no longer exists"
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/09/09

    @JimmyFo: Sorry, they changed the URL, should be fixed now.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    10/09/09

    In reply to Next Mercedes B-Class Getting Pontiac Vibe-Like Profile
    Chop the roof down and call it the world's first "5-door Coupe." Come on, Merc, you know you want to.
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    07/29/09

    In reply to Leaked AMG Mercedes SLS Dealer Guide Details Extravagant Options
    Two colours, and five different greys. How exciting!
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    07/29/09

    In reply to Leaked AMG Mercedes SLS Dealer Guide Details Extravagant Options
    At least their B&O stereo is only $6k, not $14k like Audi's...
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/29/09

    In reply to Leaked AMG Mercedes SLS Dealer Guide Details Extravagant Options
    If they have the balls to build and sell a $250k car, then charge $10k for paint, why, then can you not get black seats with a colored interior?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/29/09

    @pauljones: I suspect that if you spoke nicely with the kind sales individual and started stacking the cash on the desk, they might be able to find a way to help you.

    At worst, you can order a second set of seats with the trim you lack, take it to an auto upholsterer, and they would run you up some custom seats. If you can afford the car, you can probably afford to have your own customizing done if you really want. And I bet you might have a spare car to drive while you're waiting for the work to be done.
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    07/29/09

    @pauljones: Don't forget the $5k side mirror covers!
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    07/29/09

    In reply to Leaked AMG Mercedes SLS Dealer Guide Details Extravagant Options
    Mercedes is still a rookie in a game that Porsche has already mastered--this is nothing next to the $100,000 base-model Boxster you can build on Porsche's configurator (coordinating color vent trim rings?! Sign me up!).

    Looking closely at the rendering on the front cover, though, I have a question. Is that a PORTHOLE in the roof? I'd never noticed that particular styling detail before. Let's hope it's just part of the "2003 Thunderbird Dress-Up Package."
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/29/09

    @FormerlyPreferredCustomer:

    I know, I was bored once and got one up to over $110k. That's just obnoxious. You have to wonder what the take rate is on these options, as at some point, if there aren't enough takers, how does it make sense to continue to spend money offering them?
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    07/29/09

    @pauljones: You would be surprised how many rich and retarded crack smoking orangy tanned hos and douchebags are out there.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    07/29/09

    In reply to Leaked AMG Mercedes SLS Dealer Guide Details Extravagant Options
    BTW; does the cover graphic look to anyone else like an odd mash-up of Nissan GT-R and Chrysler Crossfire? I mean, what's with the porthole windows?
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    07/29/09

    @Graverobber:Yep. Same thoughts here.
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