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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Give it a nice coat of gloss black and throw the wheels and driver into a fire, and it'll be all right.
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    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Okay, it's hideous, absolutely hideous... but let's try to find a glimmer of good news in this pile of shit.


    Once Paris fades from the spotlight and nobody gives a shit about her anymore the damage she has done to this vehicle will have depreciated it to the point where one of us may be able to afford it, strip out the interior (though you may need a Level-A Hazmat suit to do it) and rattle-can it black... if we're lucky we're looking at the winner of the 2020 LeMons National Series presented by Johnny Walker's Jalopnik Cask Strength Breakfast Scotch and the all new GM Worldbeater-amino

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Well, at least we can't say she's an insensitive, self-absorbed talentless whore thumbing her nose at all the people who are suffering financial meltdowns. Oh. Wait. Pink Christmas Bentley.


    Too bad her funds weren't with Madoff. Then again, Grandpa Hilton has supposedly cut her out of his will.

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    Image of tmp00 tmp00
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    I knew Paris Hilton would morph into Angelyne eventually, but who knew it would be this soon?
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Well, if you wanted to vandalize it, you can't miss it now.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Keith moon did this better.
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    Image of Armand Armand
    12/24/08

    @tenbeers: As a tribute to Mr. Moon, someone should throw this car into the swimming pool at a swanky hotel.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/24/08

    @Armand Bengle: With Paris in it.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    12/24/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: With bulletproof glass and the doors welded shut.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/24/08

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: and lead plates in the trunk!...Amen.
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    Image of ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    It's like Barbie herself has come to life.


    Except Barbie had *some* semblance of taste.

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/24/08

    @☠Grяrяrяrяrяrяrя. You'll shoot your headlight out with tha...:

    "..It's like Barbie herself has come to life. Except Barbie had *some* semblance of taste..."


    And no visible genitalia.

    This one... well...

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/24/08

    @DoctorNine: Barbie had a better rack, too.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/24/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Yeah, but she was silicone too. So we're really running neck and neck by that count.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Who... who... wh-what kind of... of monster... would... would do that to... to such a nice Volkswagen?


    /subtly wipes away tears


    The... the inhumanity of that... is... she... why... it...


    /more tears


    I'm... I'm not vengeful... but... that's it. Paris Hilton deserves to die.

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    Image of Alan Olson Alan Olson
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Do you think she knows what "livery" means? I'd be surprised.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/24/08

    @Alan Olson: Only as a flavor.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Well, so they painted a gussied up VW in pink. It's been done before:


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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Needs one more detail to be P. Hilton authentic: reoccuring big rusty blister outbreaks around the edges (rocker panels). We could call it auto herpes.
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    Image of I-Roll I-Roll
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    The Continental GTs are such a commonly pimped car that this dosen't really phase me. These seem to be one of the top rides on the douchebag celebrity list.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    12/24/08

    @I-Roll: Very true. I see at least 3 Continentals each day on my morning commute...at times right next to each other. Man, that kinda deflates the prestige of ownership. I won't even blame West Coast Customs. If someone wants to pay me gobs of money to paint a Continental GT so it resembles Pepto Bismol then I'd do it. They're the ones forced to drive this thing each day and deal with devaluation of a high end car such as this.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Usually when the internets shows me a huge pink monstrosity and Paris Hilton, she's not slipping into it,
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    eh, celebrities have been ruining cars for years.......she's just the latest in a long line.
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    Image of dearyou dearyou
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    her license plate should be DRGN MGT
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/24/08

    @dearyou: How long until it's rear ended?
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    Image of tek_nic tek_nic
    12/24/08

    @Van Sarockin: Um... it isn't correct to ask how long. When talking about Paris, the question should be "How frequently is she rear-ended?"


    The answer, of course... is every single moment that she can.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/24/08

    @tek_nic: Back up to my bumper...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/24/08

    @dearyou: Draggin' maggot?


    Oh.

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