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    Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    This was probably relevant and/or funny 4 years ago, it as lame as the whole PC/Mac thing or the Dallas/Dynasty controversy.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    All these comments and not a single mention of the fact that Current TV was started by Al Gore?


    You bastards are slipping.

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    04/22/09

    @Pete Gaines: Well, tht certainly helps explain why the video starts shrieking at you with no attempt on your own part to start it up.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    camry is still the best hybrid car...
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    04/22/09

    @urbanturban666: Yep. A nearasdammmit fullsize sedan that gets 40 mpg. What's not to love (other than the complete lack of character, I mean)?
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    04/22/09

    @Ash84: Exactly. It's a great car if you hate driving, hate cars, and hate your life.


    On the other hand, if you just hate yourself, buy an Alfa.

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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    If Leonardo DiCaprio jumps off a ship are you going to do that too?
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    04/22/09

    @Oz: No, but I would shag an Israeli supermodel.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    I looked at the video and saw this animated dude. I decided not to listen, because I found it entertaining without any volume. I made up my own story. It went something like this:


    "I have a question. The Prius is a "green car". 2004 I bought a brand new Camry. That thing was the BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. EVERY DAY I WAS GETTING A RECALL. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CAR FUCK UP SO FUCKING MUCH. WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING MAKE A CAR OUT OF PLASTING AND BLAH? ONE NIGHT, IT WAS PERFECTLY DRY OUT AND THE CAR FLIPPED ALL ON ITS OWN AND THREW MY FRIEND OUT THE BACK WINDOW AND BROKE MY PINKY FINGER. IT REALLY HURTS. SO TOYOTA SHOULD JUST GIVE ME A PRIUS BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO BUY ONE!"

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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    But does it come in P*ssy Magnet Yellow?
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    04/22/09

    @Ash73: No, but I'm sure your local Spray-Glo can fix that.


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    04/22/09

    @Four-banger? I hardly knew her!: MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES!!!!!
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    04/22/09

    @Four-banger? I hardly knew her!: HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT, THAT IS UGLY.
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    04/22/09

    @Four-banger? I hardly knew her!: Yo Dawg- I heard you like P*ssy. So we painted your P*ssy magnet Pruis P*ssy Magnet Yellow so you can have a P*ssy magnet on your P*ssy Magnet and get even more P*ssy!
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    04/22/09

    @Four-banger? I hardly knew her!: And you had to go and pull that shit up. Gawd, I wish most of SEMA would burn in a special part of hell. .
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/22/09

    @Ash73: Yo Dawg- I heard you like P*ssy. So we painted you P*ssy' P*ssy Prius P*ssy Yellow so you can have a P*ssy on you P*ssy and get even more P*ssy!


    Fixed it for you.

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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    Yup, Nerds... taking over the world. First, they destroyed Star Wars, then got cool people driving their cars, rolling around on Segways, and elected a Harvard guy to Office... and Now Star Trek shall take over as the dominant cool space adventure. A Mission Accomplished banner will hang over the entrance of every Sci-Fi convention.
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    04/22/09

    @Forgetful - Weed Ash: Woah, hold on now, everyone knows that George Lucas ruined Star Wars all by himself.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    Just because a car can get you laid doesn't mean you should buy it. Case in point, Murcielago.
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    04/22/09

    @Alfisted: No, Mucielagos won't get you laid. They will get you sent to the ER, however, when they try to get laid by a cheap SUV.
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    04/22/09

    @medmoney: The newer LP640s will attract underage boys, as proved in Russia. Ironically, that's exactly the effect Lamborghini wanted in the first place. Possibly.
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    04/22/09

    @Ashimippopotamus Ashis Ashconfused Ashby Ashall Ashthe AshA...: Well, he's not underage here. Or in Russia, presumably.


    Just don't take pictures, because that'll put you in jail.

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    04/22/09

    @Ash91: Huh. Legal age of consent is 16 in Russia.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    It's not that hard to understand. The Prius means you care about the world. That means you hug Bambi. Girls love Bambi. So that means you can't be as big a dick as you've just been acting to her. So maybe you're going to get some soon.


    Face it, you are powerless to resist. The genes have spoken.

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    04/22/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet:
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    04/22/09

    @maximum-sienna:
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    @maximum-sienna:
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    Well, I just got married 3 weeks ago so I really shouldn't need this for at least another 2-3 weeks, right?
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    04/22/09

    @medmoney: Congratulations! I got married a year and a half ago, and still going strong in that department.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    It's real quiet, for sneaking up on mothafuckers.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/23/09

    @Ash74: Word!
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    and the chick will NOT let you use a condom because it is BAD for ENVIRONMENT!!!!
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    04/22/09

    @Ninja for hire: Children are even worse.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    BANG BANG BANG SQUIRT !
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    04/23/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: don't worry, it happens to every guy.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    The only Prius that can get you laid, and be fun to drive: The Hemi Prius. A certain Strolling Player can hook you up with one of those.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Prius (Hint: It’ll Get You Laid)
    Yay, auto-playing movies! Just like my favorite site Myspace!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/22/09

    @Ash81: +1 about 100 times. Not only is this guy a fucking jerk, but we have to cache his whole stupid fucking rant when we open the page to read the article? Can one of the hamster wranglers please make this not happen anymore? Please?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/22/09

    @Ash65 will work for a Preview Button!: And it restarts when you refresh the page! Lovely.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/22/09

    @Ash81: At least MySpace lets you select whether or not vids and music autoplay.
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    04/22/09

    @Ash65 will work for a Preview Button!: Flashblocker for firefox works wonders. BTW, where the F is my updated profile pic? It's supposed to be something like this, in honor of Ash Wensday:
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    04/22/09

    @Ash86 aka Monsieur Discontinuité Jean Baptiste Marie de Hyd...: Try clearing your cache, I see the right picture, so I'm guessing you're the only one who sees the old one.
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