Indeed, on the victory lap, Wilson decided he'd do a victory donut right in front of the Corvette Racing chalet, but humorously stalled it. We missed the stall, but we caught tail end of the resulting drunken tirade from a nameless Castroneves fan as Wilson was pushed to the corner for a start. We have no idea why she was screaming about transvestites and McDonalds — she's probably got a problem with their refusal to discriminate against them, but whatever.

In any case, the sentiment was shared as there were strong boos on the awards stand from the crowd in one of the saddest displays of fan assholery we've seen in a long time. We're fine with the sentiment that it was a questionable call, but Helio had 17 laps to get ahead of Wilson and couldn't manage. Too bad, that's racing. Booing the winner is just bad form.

In any case, here are the full results, and we'd like you to chime in on this controversy: Tell us what you think about the blocking, the penalty, and the fans' reaction.

[IndyCar] Partial photo credit to Alex Conley

1 Tony Kanaan (11) ... 1:13.8906 100.852 47 1:55.5276 64.504 89 D/H/F Pit
2 Danica Patrick (7) 0.4865 1:14.9125 99.476 65 1:49.0264 68.350 89 D/H/F Pit
3 Dan Wheldon (10) 1.2207 1:15.5578 98.626 62 1:46.8565 69.738 89 D/H/F Pit
4 Darren Manning (14) 1.9217 1:15.7840 98.332 8 1:46.6266 69.889 89 D/H/F Pit
5 Kosuke Matsuura (55) 1 lap 1:16.8399 96.981 24 1:25.4777 87.181 88 D/H/F Pit
6 Dario Franchitti (27) 26.7568 1:13.5110 101.373 65 3:46.3920 32.916 88 D/H/F Pit
7 Buddy Rice (15) 2 laps 1:14.9325 99.450 66 1:17.2492 96.467 87 D/H/F Down
8 Scott Dixon (9) 0.3174 1:13.9671 100.747 47 1:17.0664 96.696 87 D/H/F Down
9 AJ Foyt IV (22) 5.8999 1:15.9727 98.088 84 1:15.9865 98.070 87 D/H/F Down
10 Ed Carpenter (20) 3:22.0789 1:16.5793 97.311 15 1:25.3308 87.331 87 D/H/F Pit
11 Scott Sharp (8) 7 laps 1:16.6533 97.217 45 1:29.9598 82.837 82 D/H/F Pit
12 Sam Hornish Jr (6) 14 laps 1:15.9201 98.156 20 1:46.2941 70.107 75 D/H/F Pit
13 Tomas Scheckter (2) 22 laps 1:15.0292 99.321 64 1:16.0919 97.934 67 D/H/F Accident
14 Helio Castroneves (3) 0.1228 1:14.0702 100.607 46 1:15.9849 98.072 67 D/H/F Accident
15 Vitor Meira (4) 58 laps 1:16.2266 97.761 13 1:59.8095 62.199 31 D/H/F Accident
16 Sarah Fisher (5) 60 laps 1:19.4239 93.826 21 2:02.6506 60.758 29 D/H/F Accident
17 Marco Andretti (26) 62 laps 1:15.0482 99.296 24 1:46.7042 69.838 27 D/H/F Mechanical
18 Ryan Hunter-Reay (17) 65 laps 1:15.2302 99.056 20 1:25.5628 87.094 24 D/H/F Mechanical

Dan Wheldon:

"Do the obvious things right, do the obvious things right, that's what I forgot this morning — do the obvious things right."

No shit, sherlock"

...clear after a few swipes of the pen he'd maybe found himself in a situation where he'd be too busy signing autographs to, you know, race and stuff. Plus we're fairly certain the vultures would have stripped his flesh neatly from his bones in order to sell little Andretti flesh-strips on eBay and finance new rolls of indoor-outdoor carpeting. He almost had to push people out of his way with his scooter tire to get the li'l bike through and himself out of harms way. We're telling ya, this racing stuff's more dangerous than we thought. Keep following the rest of our flesh-hungry coverage of the return of racing to Detroit at our Detroit Grand Prix tag.

1.) Can Detroit native Roger Penske make the Detroit Grand Prix a one-two punch with a win today by Helio Castroneves after Penske Racing's Romain Dumas piloted his Porsche RS Spyder to the win in yesterday's ALMS? No pressure Helio.

2.) We've got to ask it, mostly 'cause she's sitting in seventh in overall points — can Danica Patrick win her first IndyCar race?

3.) Who'll be the first driver to take a car into a concrete barrier today?

4.) Given you've now answered the last question, here's one that's just as important — which concrete barrier will take the first hit today? Will it be in turn one? Turn two?

5.) Will Tony Kanaan take down Target Chip Ganassi racer Scott Dixon today in a fit of protective rage over Dario Franchitti?