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    Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Now that's one fat arsed bitch!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    All it needs is a Holly in a fur bikini and Chaka and that'd be the Garage of the Lost.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    That 70s breakdown picture could easily be me and The Missus if we were 30 years older.


    That's about the only reason I can think of to want to be 30 years older.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Well Peter- you're new, I appreciate your honesty about your wrongheaded antiwagon bias, I've really enjoyed your articles thus far, and this car is undeniably cool- but, "ultimate station wagon"? Let's see:


    *Backwards-facing third seat "Observation Lounge"? Nope.
    *Vista Cruiser roof? Nope.
    *Fauxwood paneling? No again.


    Not to mention the deplorable lack of roofrack and Harvest Gold and/or Avocado Green paintjob..


    In short, you are wrong.

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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/06/09

    @V16Valiant: I think a proper Italian carrozzeria like Touring will cater to every one of those need. With barely a twist of the nose.
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    05/07/09

    @Peter Orosz: Would Touring really deign to paint a creation of theirs in avocado green?
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/07/09

    @brandegee: Okay, maybe that's a Bertone job. Maybe!
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    Peter Orosz was starred Peter Orosz was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    I could swear I saw wheels like that on some boxy 80's Chevy wagon.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Why the hell can't I change my screen name? Cinco de mayo is over!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/06/09

    @Numero_seis: MWAHAHA. Join the club! I haven't been the same since the Ash Wednesday! (Well. I have been. Exactly the same, but with no name changey powers)


    Pleaaase Pete! Give us our name changing powers back!

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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    SWEET CHRIST!


    A MIURA.. in the same space as a Quattro Wagon!


    Damn.


    I mean... D A M N!


    I bet.. the dude paid upwards of 300k for this motha. I'd like to see the interior. Prob has more leather / cow in THAT interior than every MCDS in a 5 state radius.


    Bet it has a V-12.


    And I bet.. the guy doesnt even hit over 60 in it..


    Man.. *drools* WOW.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.:

    I KNOW...


    Isn't it AWESOME?


    He...probably is pretty damn RICH


    I...THOUGHT... I would try... your writing STYLE.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/06/09

    @.357: Watch out. You could start a thing here, and all that'll be left of you will be...


    KNW...


    sn't t WSM?


    H...prbbly i prtty dmn RCH


    ...THGHT... wld try... yr wrtng STYL.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Tht wld sck.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/06/09

    @.357: I TOO.... have BEEN trying to GET A.... HANDLE ON YOUR unique STYLE


    I NEED TO.... MAKE A macro that randomly


    INSERTS SPACES and .... dots AND


    TURNS MY caps ON and off at ...random INTERVALS


    joking aside i kind of agree with what you said

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    Image of 1dollar93 1dollar93
    05/06/09

    @Jo Schmo Especial: I smell a Jalopmeme.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    05/06/09

    @All of the Above:


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    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @1dollar93: A JALOPmeme?

    That...WOULD be great

    By the way... Accord I... am... just... KIDDING.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/06/09

    @1dollar93: Its possible.


    I SEEM TO CREATE THOSE...

    from time... to time


    WITHOUT...


    REAllY trying

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @Major Liverfailure:

    I... wasn't REALLY trying to

    START A MEME...

    I WAS just trying... TO BE ACCORD...
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    05/06/09

    @.357:


    Hmmm...

     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/06/09

    @.357:
    MAYBE... I SHOULD... CHANGE MY NAME.... TO


    JAMES ACCORD.... KIRK


    oh sweet jesus thats not possible because the DAMN GAWKER HAMSTERS WONT LET ME....

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @Jo Schmo Especial: I WOULD...HAVE changed... IT... to... ACCORD Holding a .357 To His Head.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/06/09

    @.357: I think...that random spaces...gives more suspense...to what your...writing...however I also makes you sound like...you have some sort...of internet...tourettes..
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    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @Baron Schm Von Shamwoüzen has swine flu: I understand. Some people do that...FUCK

    I just don't understand why...SHIT
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    05/06/09

    @.357:


    I know you'd like to be like me..


    But its a thought process.


    YET no comments about the car... nice.

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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    05/06/09

    @.357:


    I normally dont just insert random curse words.. unless Megan is involved...


    Or more hatred from GM comes out...

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    Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was starred Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.: Hey, man your the master, I'm just the apprentice. When I said it was AWESOME, I meant the car and your writing style.

    Seriously don't stop with your CAPITALS and elipses... It's pretty interesting.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/06/09

    @Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.: You're either going to be very happy, or very angry to be here.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    I can see why your not so enamored with wagons, Mr Orosz. But let me try to put into words why many of my fellow commentators love wagons so much.


    You live in Europe, land of multitudes of wagons, hot hatches and little diesel engines. Mercedes E200 CDI Estates are a dime a dozen as taxis. The SUV is the odd-man out, and it is representative of exclusivity to most of the European populace. When they see an ML or an X5 parked on the street, it conveys a major sense of wealth without looking like a driver for hire.


    However, in America, things are different. People drive big, petrol powered monsters, and quite frankly, that's fine. Different strokes for different folks, I'm all about the free market. But the overreaching point is that since Range Rovers and Mercedes MLs are at prices almost equal to most luxury saloons (In fact, in America, the base price of the 09 E350 estate is 15K MORE expensive than the ML350), and gas is/was sort of cheap. SUVs loose their exclusivity, their uniqueness.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Huh, I didn't know the rebel base on Hoth had a parking garage.
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/06/09

    @Skunky: There's one on the Alien planet LV-426 too: [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of Braff Braff
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    time to break out the old shop from last time this was shown:


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    Image of Brady Butterfield Brady Butterfield
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Szia Mr. Russian. I love the hungarian point of view. Thanks for the excellent Euro perspective. I'll have to buy you a drink down on Vatzi Utza sometime.


    B

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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    05/06/09

    @Brady Butterfield: Hey, I used to live on Lonyay Utca!
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/06/09

    @Numero_seis: Ha, it's becoming a proper Budapest sub-thread here.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Peter, if you are going to deride the station wagon, at least deride it for the right reasons. Such as, "The station wagon, more than any vehicle, is a frivolous exhibition of baby making potency."
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/06/09

    @engineerd: You know, I'm kind of worried what'll happen if I end up having three kids down the line-and no more seats in the Espada.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    Stupid fire sprinklers, always messin up the photos...
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/06/09

    In reply to Maserati Quattroporte Bellagio Fastback Touring: The Ultimate Station Wagon
    You sir are my hero. Your articles are the best.
     Reply
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